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Mickey: Stay the fuck out of my freezer, or I'll cut your tiny little balls off!

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Randy: [as the killer lowers a tiny noose toward his crotch] What, are we hanging mice tonight?

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[repeated line]

Alan: Your ass stinks!

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Charlie the Chef: It's that damn fool, Mickey. Boy's useless as tits on a bull!

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Random Camper: [runs over by Karen and Michael then pauses] Did you hear?

Michael: Hear what?

Random Camper: Somebody just killed T.C.

Michael: All right, get the fuck out of here...!

Random Camper: No, really! They stuck a spear right through his head! Man, it's unbelievable!

[keeps running]

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Spaz: T.C., what are you doing?

T.C.: [looking at a porn mag] Scoping tits and choking the weasel.

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Spaz: You missed it, man! We're fricken pisser! I must've got 20 panties!

T.C.: Yo, Spaz, a fuckin' broomstick just came through the floor and almost hit me in the fuckin' head! Look what it did to Donny's porn...!

[showing a centerfold with a hole ripped out between her legs]

Spaz: You sure it wasn't just you popping some major wood?

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Mickey: [mocking Charlie] "Hey, Mickey, what's with the fryer? There's more oils on it than in it!" Why don't you suck my dick, you old bastard...!

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T.C.: [to Spaz, laughing] Dude, you're such a fuckin' spaz.

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Randy: Are you really that stupid?

Alan: Not as stupid as you, you big penis!

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