Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008 Video)
Mickey: Stay the fuck out of my freezer, or I'll cut your tiny little balls off!
Randy: [as the killer lowers a tiny noose toward his crotch] What, are we hanging mice tonight?
Charlie the Chef: It's that damn fool, Mickey. Boy's useless as tits on a bull!
Random Camper: [runs over by Karen and Michael then pauses] Did you hear?
Michael: Hear what?
Random Camper: Somebody just killed T.C.
Michael: All right, get the fuck out of here...!
Random Camper: No, really! They stuck a spear right through his head! Man, it's unbelievable!
Spaz: T.C., what are you doing?
T.C.: [looking at a porn mag] Scoping tits and choking the weasel.
Spaz: You missed it, man! We're fricken pisser! I must've got 20 panties!
T.C.: Yo, Spaz, a fuckin' broomstick just came through the floor and almost hit me in the fuckin' head! Look what it did to Donny's porn...!
[showing a centerfold with a hole ripped out between her legs]
Spaz: You sure it wasn't just you popping some major wood?
Mickey: [mocking Charlie] "Hey, Mickey, what's with the fryer? There's more oils on it than in it!" Why don't you suck my dick, you old bastard...!