Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008 Video)

Michael Werner: Michael

Quotes 

• Random Camper : [runs over by Karen and Michael then pauses]  Did you hear?

  Michael : Hear what?

  Random Camper : Somebody just killed T.C.

  Michael : All right, get the fuck out of here...!

  Random Camper : No, really! They stuck a spear right through his head! Man, it's unbelievable!

  [keeps running] 

• Alan : [Talking about his pet frogs]  They're my friends! They don't care if I was sick once. They like me, anyway.

  Michael : Here we go, again. How long are you gonna milk this rheumatic fever bullshit?

  Alan : The doctor said they'll always be effects.

  Michael : Yeah, you'll always be an asshole.

  Alan : At least I have an excuse.