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Poll: Need Some Ice for That Burn?

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Which witty comeback below do you think is the best "burn"?

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    Good Will Hunting (1997)

    Will: Do you like apples?

    Clark: Yeah.

    Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?

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    Titanic (1997)

    Cal: Where are you going? To him?! What, to be a whore to a gutter rat?

    Rose: I'd rather be his whore than your wife.

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    Gone with the Wind (1939)

    Scarlett O'Hara: Rhett, Rhett... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?

    Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

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    The Greatest Showman (2017)

    Phillip Carlyle: They come to see you... *Your* crazy ideas, *your* new acts. The unusual...

    P. T. Barnum: Well then how about you show them a smile? That'd be unusual.

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    Pitch Perfect (2012)

    Aubrey: What's your name?

    Fat Amy: Fat Amy.

    Aubrey: You call yourself Fat Amy?

    Fat Amy: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.

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    In Bruges (2008)

    Ken: Ray, you are about the worst tourist in the whole world.

    Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't.

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    Snatch (2000)

    Vinny: What the f*ck do you mean replicas?

    Sol: They look the sh*t don't they? And nobody is gonna argue. And I've got some extra loud blanks, just in case.

    Vinny: In- oh in case we have to deafen them to death?

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    Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

    Eddy: They're armed.

    Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?

    Eddy: Bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

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    La La Land (2016)

    Mia: My Lord, did you just say "a serious musician?"

    Sebastian: I don't think so. [...] So you're an actress? I thought you looked familiar. Have I seen you in anything?

    Mia: Uh, the coffee shop on the Warner Brothers lot. That's a classic.

    Sebastian: Oh I see. So you're a barista. I can see how you could then look down on me from all the way up there.

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    The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

    [After Miranda changes the time of a meeting last minute]

    Nigel: But we're not expected until Tuesday. Did she say why?

    Andy: Yes. She explained every detail of her decision-making. And then we brushed each others' hair and gabbed about American Idol.

    Nigel: I see your point.

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    RocknRolla (2008)

    [Looking at an ugly painting at an art exhibit]

    One Two: I've got one just like that at home, but with a little boy fishing.

    Stella: Is that what they call humor where you're from?

    One Two: Is that what they call art where you're from?

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    Reservoir Dogs (1992)

    Mr. Pink: Hey, why am I Mr. Pink?

    Joe: Because you're a fa**ot, alright?

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    The Mummy (1999)

    Beni: [after the shipwreck] Hey, O'Connell! It looks to me like I've got all the hooorsees!

    Rick O'Connell: Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the riiiveeer!

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    Seven Psychopaths (2012)

    Marty: Well, it's a hard world for women. I guess that's what I'm trying to say.

    Hans: Yeah, it's a hard world for women, but most of the ones I know can string a sentence together.

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    Terms of Endearment (1983)

    Aurora: Would you like to come in?

    Garrett: I'd rather stick needles in my eyes.

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    Tootsie (1982)

    Rita: "I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back?

    Cameraman: How do you feel about Cleveland?"

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    Mississippi Burning (1988)

    Anderson: You know, if I were a Negro, I'd probably think the same way they do.

    Ward: If you were a Negro, nobody would give a damn what you thought.

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    Casablanca (1942)

    Ugarte: You despise me, don't you?

    Rick: If I gave you any thought I probably would.

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    Aliens (1986)

    Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

    Vasquez: No. Have you?

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    Army of Darkness (1992)

    Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northland and leader of its peoples.

    Ash: Well hello, Mr. Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you, pal; you ain't leadin' but two things right now, Jack and sh*t, and Jack left town.

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    Toy Story (1995)

    Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.

    Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink 'em to death.

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    The Avengers (2012)

    Loki: Enough! You are, all of you are beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by...

    Hulk: (after he grabs him by the leg and knocks him out by repeatedly smashing him to the floor) Puny god.

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    Big Nothing (2006)

    Gus: Rule number four, never return to the scene of the crime!

    Charlie: It's Josie's card, I left it by the phone.

    Gus: Rule number five, if your partner turns out to be an idiot, forget rule number four.

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    The Proposal (2009)

    Margaret: Pst. Psst! I am not getting in that boat!

    Andrew: You don't have to. See you in three days.

    Margaret: Psst! You know I can't swim!

    Andrew: Hence, the boat.


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