Big Nothing (2006)

R  |   |  Comedy, Crime, Thriller  |  1 December 2006 (UK)
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A frustrated, unemployed teacher joining forces with a scammer and his girlfriend in a blackmailing scheme.


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Cast overview, first billed only:
Deputy Garman (as Billy Asher)
80 Year Old Blind Man
Olivia Peterson ...
Call Center Supervisor
Melanie #1
Laurence Bouvard ...
Melanie #2
Mindy Lee Raskin ...
Melanie #3


Charlie is an ex-teacher turned reluctant call center employee who gets fired on the first day. Distraught at being unable to provide for his daughter Emily and wife, Penelope, he is suddenly contacted by Gus, an aspiring scam artist who presents Charlie with a seemingly snag-free plan to make some cash: Blackmail Reverend Smalls, a man of the cloth, who's frequently turned up in the company database of visitors to illegal porn sites. Gus plans to extort Reverend Smalls, with the intention of publicly exposing his secret shame should he refuse, thus potentially destroying the man's career. Normally cautious, Charlie is keen on participating in this scam, confident that the money maker he'll garner from the scam will finally help turn things around for him and his family. Joined by one-time teenage pageant queen Josie McBroom, Gus's ex, the plan goes ahead...but it all goes wrong as Reverend Smalls dies...thanks to this trio, with this only being the start of their troubles. Written by ????

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis


A comedy that gets away with murder. See more »


Comedy | Crime | Thriller

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for violence, language and a scene of sexuality | See all certifications »

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Release Date:

1 December 2006 (UK)  »

Also Known As:

Grande Coisa  »

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Box Office


$8,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

£83,829 (UK) (1 December 2006)


£83,829 (UK) (1 December 2006)

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2.35 : 1
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Did You Know?


Although this is set in a small Oregon town, it was actually filmed on the Isle of Man and Wales, with some exterior scenes shot in British Columbia, Canada, including the first scenes with David Schwimmer, which were shot in Squamish. See more »


After the heavy rainstorm, there is no trace of any water on the car's windshield. See more »


[first lines]
Charlie: [Charlie is narrating] My name is Charlie Wood.
Charlie: I think I made a big mistake...
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Crazy Credits

Basic animated characters are shown being drawn during the opening credits See more »


References Rain Man (1988) See more »


Shakin' So Bad
Performed by Gluecifer
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User Reviews

Funniest film I've seen in a LONG time...
30 November 2006 | by (London) – See all my reviews

As a huge fan of the likes of Tarrantino, Fincher, and the Coen brothers, I'm betting that the skewed nature of the comedy is not going to be for everyone, but if you like your movies heavy on the WTF quotient, this one's for you.

I saw it at the Cardiff Film Festival last week, and the audience couldn't get enough of it. Really a fun "laughing your arse off" kind of a time. The twists, surprises, and laughs build and build to an ending which I won't give away but was not at all what I expected. Pegg and Schwimmer are a crack comedy duo, but the addition of Eve to the antics ups the ante nicely. It loses a star for taking a bit longer to get going than I would have liked, but I'm not quite sure how I would have cracked that particular nut.

All in all, this film's got more energy sparking off it than anything that's come down the pipe in quite a while. Will be seeing it again this weekend with my mates. GO BIG NOTHING!

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