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She-Hulk: Attorney at Law: Superhuman Law (2022)
I would've rate this lower if i had the chance
I didn't hate the first episode. I think it was okay and i had fun. So i was expecting the same thing from this episode too, but this was way worse than i could ever imagine. I have a list about all the things i've been thinking about this episode. So let's get started.
1. This is it? She became a superhero only in one episode? I mean, i thought she only became a Hulk in first episode but, since we are focusing lawyer stuff only, i think she already became a hero while every other character learns how to be a hero throughout the movies and series. This is not logical.
2. After only looking for a job for a really short time, she thought quitting lawyering. What? How does this even make sense? She was having a huge disgusting fight with our "Worse Man Hulk" last episode for her job, but she is now considering to quit? This is not logical, at all.
3. CGI at "that" scene. I mean, I was told "they are going to fix it, this is just for trailer!!" but, when the scene she enters her new job, you can see her pixelating because of the CGI. Even lowkey projects had better CGI than this.
4. Family's acting made me turn a Better Hulk because of anger. Who did the casting for this show? And haven't anybody said anything about their bad acting while filming? That family gathering scene just feels like they just write some stuff and recorded it.
5. She is better because it's a SHE? I remember Hulk trying to control his body throughout the movies. But she can do that whenever she wants because she has a XX chromosome? This is why everyone shouldn't write series. And this is what we call "lazy writing".
6. I know this show inspired by Fleabag, but as a fan of Fleabag, this is the worst outcome. Writers and directors, please go over and watch Fleabag again. And tell me which scene she said "ha-ha" to be funny? She-Hulk's 4th wall breaks is happening always at the wrong time. They distract you and they are not funny. Hope that they will stop immediately.
7. Too many things happening in 30 minutes episode. Like, a lot. Everybody learnt she's a Hulk, she got fired, society celebrated her, she got a new job, she got a family gathering, she solved a family issue. All this happening in 30 minutes and all of the storylines are so bad. All of them are incomplete and annoying. Plus, they forgot the last episodes' storyline. Where is that woman who broke into the court? Where is her story? The writing in this show is really poor and i hate it. Hope that they will cancel this and use it's budget for better projects.
The only good thing i can say about this show is Tatiana Maslany looks like enjoying her job. Others seems like they are just bored with it.
She-Hulk: Attorney at Law: A Normal Amount of Rage (2022)
4 stars for fourth wall breaks
Illogical scenario. The jokes weren't funny, the most important things in episode happening by "accident" and changing the fate of the series. That fight scene is really stupid, CGI is so bad, editing is poor and the episode finale is cringy. I will keep watching this but i have to accept, this show is pointless. And hey, Steve Rogers jokes are not funny. The way Jen tries to act quirky is cringe and did not make me laugh at all. Watch The Boys instead of this.
I Am Groot (2022)
Cute and funny
Loved the theme, loved the character, and loved the scenario! I was not expecting this has a good storyline but i enjoyed all the shorts. I hope that they will make more shorts for this because i watched it like i was watching a TikTok video, short and dynamic. My fave ep is "Groot Takes a Bath" It was so cute, can't wait for more.
Ms. Marvel: No Normal (2022)
Are people who don't like this show is racist?
We have a lot to talk. And yet, all of are bad.
First of all; I remember Kamala's family being embarassed about "that super girl" and saying it is a shame for their culture and this should not be normal. But in this episode, her family accepts that fact and i guess, it's not haram anymore? Like this doesn't any make sense. I am not saying they should not support her. But if they did, why would you write a scene how they are talking bad about her a few episodes ago? Also, where did that costume came from? All of the family scenes from this show is so cringe. Anyways. Let's move on to another topic.
Here's the formula of beating one of the most powerful government crew: A teenage girl's TikTok live, and soft balls. Really? Let's be honest for one second. Remember the DODC from other movies. They even could fight with the strongest villains and characters. But in this episode, they are falling all the traps, eating the baits, and they couldn't even catch Kamala's normal friends for 20 minutes. And the action scenes during this... Was so weird. One scene, they are running and fighting, the other scene, Kamran is learning the truth about his mother. It really doesn't make sense. He didn't even cried for his own mothers death. These action scenes were poorlh written and i think the writers didn't even care what's wrong and what's right. And when they went outside, the police used guns, Kamran almost threw a giant car on to people; But yet, people are still there watching and shouting for Kamala. Really? You didn't even afraid just a bit? And somehow police gets dissapeared and people of the Jersey runs into the crime scene. And the police is afraid of just bunch of innocent, normal people. While this happens, Kamala is busy with waving
to people. What a good series, huh?
So this problem solves with no obstacles, everybody is safe and loves Kamala. But wait, we have still 15 mins to go. They are trying their best to fill the screen time, so they are really showing just bunch of TikTok's. Great writing Marvel. And another boring family scene, a little cameo. Oh thank god, it's finally over.
So since the episode one, Kamala didn't change even a bit. She is now just a girl with a bangle. Her story is unattractive and poorly written. Also, people are saying we are racists and islamaphobic to don't like this show. So let me get this straight. I am also a Muslim and Turkish. So i know this culture and religion a lot. And i've seen another movies and series about Muslim characters and yes, this was a bad representation. Did you guys saw any Christian character in the MCU trying to run to the Church at Sunday's? Did you guys saw any Christian family in the MCU being strict about their super-child's life? I thought so too. There were many ways to tell a Muslim's story and this wasn't a good one.
I feel like this story is not completed, it was worse than i thought and probably the worst show i've ever seen. I wish that they'd followed the first 2 episodes' style.
Only Murders in the Building: Here's Looking at You (2022)
Surprisingly good
Wow, i really didn't expect that much from this episode. It starts with a cool theme and i enjoyed this vibe throughout the episode and i liked our new character; Lucy. She is one of the characters which written well, (unlike Amy Schumer) and the actress who gives live to character seems like enjoying her job and loving the character. Things went really well and at the end of the episode i was really hyped. They made such a good episode, can't wait to learn what happens next.
Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
Yes Zeus, this wasn't fest of nudity but it was fest of foolishness.
When the first scene came up, i thought we were still watching ads for other movies. When i realised this is the Thor movie, i said, this is going to be bad. The first 30 minutes is the worst Marvel has ever been. The dialogues between the GOTG and Thor felt like so strained. Also their jokes was just a bunch of cliches and mostly I didn't laugh. But as the movie continues, the stupid jokes somehow got better, the rythm of the movie went better and i started to get into the movie. And then, once again; goats. Whose idea was the put those stupid goats into the movie? They were really so annoying, every 3 seconds, they were just screaming. It was never funny and it was overused. They used goat screams like 10 times and all were bad. It made funny scenes cringe, it made serious scenes a foolishness. I never thought we won't see a worse Thor after the Endgame but writers made him so bad. Even if i want to i can't give you any spoilers because this movie don't have a story. It was just a compilation of unfunny jokes and Gorr was just a dissapointment. I really want my money back, this movie is far worst of Phase 4. I don't think i will be watching next movies of Phase 4. I never liked one, and if they try to sell these unfunny and boring movies, i won't be either.
The Boys: The Instant White-Hot Wild (2022)
Are you kidding me?
After a great season, this story deserved a grand finale and this was... an episode. They tried to solve every problem on this show in this episode, obviously this didn't work. Scenes came after another but i really did not care most of them. I wanted to watch they have been building up. But well, they made us watch stupidly acting characters. Especially Maeve. What were they thinking? They all acted so stupid that it made me cringe. And they only gave us one action scene which is pretty worst in this show. It was so predictable and basic. They made everyone so dirty and weak. Basically, they built a story throughout season 3, and ended the season without answering or solving anything. Pretty dissapointed, and i am not excited about the next season. You failed the class. Even the movies you have been making fun of knew better how to end a story. Step. Up. Your. Game.
Ms. Marvel: Time and Again (2022)
This was a mess.
What was that? It was so bad that i felt like i was watching just a scene compilation from any other episode. At the first ten min, they just solved all the "stuff" they have been peaking about, and other 20 mins just was a waste of time. You could've show us how Kamala became a hero, but Marvel, you choose another 20 mins to show us irrelevant stuff we didnt need to see before our big finale. I really dont need to watch this finale anymore, this was bad enough. I am really angry they threw away this show's potential. Worst show i've ever seen in 2022.
Stranger Things: Chapter Nine: The Piggyback (2022)
Come on, let's be honest for once
First of all, i was expecting this episode with soo much expectations. The way Netflix promoted Part 2 was incredible and i really wondered about it. And everything was just really great about it. The scenes, the storyline, the acting... This episode ate everything and left no crumbs. But... What about all the promoted dyings? Like, the Duffer Brothers told us again and again there will be a body countdown and made such a lot of promo such as "Protect Steve Harrington" and end of the episode, we have only one dead character, Eddie. I mean, what was the purpose? How is it possible to Eleven give Max's life back? It really doesn't make sense. And Vecna is the most powerful creature, but he cannot kill ANYBODY and our only dead character is killed by bats. Really doesn't make much sense. Besides the deads, i really liked the ending scene and i really want them to give Will's main character energy back. I hope they will step up their game next time.
Ms. Marvel: Seeing Red (2022)
As a person who don't like this show, this was good
I rated other episodes 1 points or 2. Because they were bad, didn't give us anything but this episode was a better one, but once again; not satisfying enough. Seeing Pakistani culture is fun, but we dont have to spend 20 minutes each episode. Especially when we have a character we dont know anything about it. The rythm of this show is so weird, one scene it's so chill; and the other scene is too much action which causes distraction. Even though this episode has so many cons, the ending was so good to erase all the cons. I hope episode 5 will be so good and finally we will learn some information about Kamala.
Ms. Marvel: Destined (2022)
Worst episode so far
Instead of seeing a superhero's character development, we watched a Bollywood wedding for 50 minutes. It was so boring and didn't enjoyed any minute of it. Hope they will step up their game amd instead of showing this boring storyline, they'll show us a real hero just like they did in Moon Knight or WandaVision. Very dissapointed.