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Moonfall (2022)

Not so bad, as much say here!

[5/10 · 18 April 2022]

OK, in Core, this Movie has much Problems and Mistakes. Emmerich placed too much story into it for the " Popcorn, Brain Off, Bom Bom Boom " type of watchers.

BUT same way.. he first time really failed to tell here 2 complete paralel storys. Its too much " mixed" . And often only confusing.

Then, wasted too much time in senseless Dialogs and dozens of " earth gets destroyed " pictures. Much more of moon inside whould have been better. Against that, he tells the main Story of the Movie in such a short time, like a fingersnip.

But too on Much reviewers here, its Clearly!

Maybe saw movie or not.. doesnt really matter.

Its NOT a Marvel ( Disney ) , Its not a Superhero Movie ( from the now countles mass Production of Disney ) .

Too oh yeahh.. US as Country is NOT the Totally great country, who can do everything... who does everything right. AND HELL even a Scene with 1 Soldier against others? Outrage!!! Dont fits into the Glorious US Picture.

REsult... Doesnt matter, how good it whould be. It lands into junk!

The Book of Boba Fett: Chapter 5: Return of the Mandalorian (2022) Season 1, Episode 5

Great Episode, but too with same way a Great XXXL Problem!

[10/10 · 28 January 2022]

Problem is simple.. WRONG SERIES!

Where Mandalorian had the Problem with Stretching a Season by adding dozens of Planet Stops between.

Boba Fett now does the Same with getting " allies" together for a war. In that way, this Episode whold deserve only 1 Star Not even 1 more!

This Episode belongs clearly to Mandalorian and Boba Series gets only a extreme small Cameo.

So if we see this as a Mandalorian Episode, we have much Star Wars in it. Massive good Deja Vus.

And in matter of fackt, it feels one way a bit direction " you need to train like a Jedi without the force" and Episode 1 Pre Potrace!

The Book of Boba Fett (2021–2022)

Spare your Time! Boring connected with Chewinggum

[3/10 · 22 January 2022]

OK.. when all thought about the Title.. we thing about the Part like with Epis. 4-6 Luke Time.

BUT here we are complete wrong. Till now it shows only a Old Burned out Guy, who dont wants to realise, that his time is over.

I was already thinking at Mandalorian, that the Seasons where synthetic " increased" . In way of " endless Episodes for nothing." to keep only Audience watching.

Boba Fett against is.. much much more worse! This has only " Star Wars" And charas in title. BUT Story could be exchanged to every other Backround. Even non Scyfy. And the Episodes become soo interresting, that you possible already use the " Fast Forward" remote Button. Till it gets back interresting.

This Series now is really the Absolute Example to make only Money with lowest work as possible from the " Franchise" . If one really wants to see in way of Star Wars.. then pick something else.

Even the Bad Pack was dozen times better then this till now!

Eternals (2021)

Where the makers Ill or under Drugs?? or Drunken???

[4/10 · 15 January 2022]

First of all, i only know the movie ( not the comics! ) .

So far one thing is clearly present. From all Marvel Movies, this one was the WORST ever i saw.

Fault was not by the Actors.. not by scenery.. the Fault was clearly by the Director / Editor.. .

The cutting responsible Person should earn a Golden Strawberry.

Reason.. We have here a kind of Basic story. In this way.. so far even Avangers Thanos thing was still much more " on earth" ground standing.

Then Followed. The WORST Story Chain inside a Movie, i have ever seen. Its a non Stop Today. Somewhere in history past.. next back " today " and then again something in history.. . But not like " memorys" Nope, like they are direkt at the main Story. This way, its close to impossible to even really follow the Movie " in what time are we now, where in the Actuall Story are we??" ... . So, Audience is extreme fast, loosing track.

Then too it, where even the loosing track is pushed deeper. Outside of some Action scenes, mostly the whole Movie is feeling like a extreme huge Valium Pill. That you clearly start to fight, to not falling asleep. So far is that thing catching.

If the Story line whould had been done by a Propper chain! And the Time line whould had been maded straigt that all can really follow and not these Endless Jumps. -- The Movie had been extreme much better!

But btw. Here now, MCU is themself placing dozens of Traps into itself. Because too much gets mixed, that the " Story universe " Falls apart. It dont works anymore! Because finally now, we have at least 3 Different things mixed. AND everything has its own " Backround" what dont works anymore, with the other. ( Thor / Asgard Universe Explenation dont works with Eternals.. Same way avengers.. with Guardians of the Galaxy... ) .

Star Trek: Prodigy (2021–2024)

Nice Series for Kids. BUT nothing for Trekkies!

[3/10 · 9 January 2022]

This Series is really nice maded for Children. BUT its a complete nightmare for Trekkies.

Simple reason, from all over, this Series DONT works in Star Trek Universe at all!

It dont work in Canon and NOT even in non Canon.

Simple Reason... here we have some " Children" . Who are on a " Starfleet " Ship. Ok so far.

It whould still work, IF they could simple walk around and explore the Ship. Like a Tour through the Ship. But thats it!

What is Prodigy? Some Kids, who dont even really know, what a Console is, if they whould not read it. BUT still dont really know, what the " Buttons " mean. AND such are getting not only so far FULL Access to a high Class full Armed Experimental Ship? Can use really every system automatic? Can even use all Weapon system with automatic targeting system?

NO WAY!

At this Point, the Whole Series FAILS!

Let us remember.. STTNG, 1 Boys thought, he whould had " destroyed " a whole station, by touching a console. Picard " no way. Not possible!" Because even to use 1 Console, you need to have a propper access Code. Not without reason.

Same DS9. Jake Sisko needed to " Take apart" half of the Console Tech Control Chips. Only to get Control for Manual Flight.

Such again and again and again. BTW mirrows too in other Series. At moment, there are controls.. for " Importand / Sensible " things. They are blocked and need access Codes. Not without reason!

Such way, the Series is a nice to watch for Kids. As long you complete switch off ALL Logic!

Meander (2020)

Dissappointing and " Low Budget - Cheap Copy "

[1/10 · 7 January 2022]

Complete over all, its a simple Cheap Cube copy. BUT at least in Cube you had really kind of story, or People backrounds.. . At this Movie here its 98% reduced to simple Traps and a kind of " You can only loose " Scenario. - But with a bit ( not really fitting ) extra Idea its " connected " with a kind of Alien Obduction + have " mercy " with given up People.

Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga (2020)

Movie as Hidden Commercial!!!

[5/10 · 22 December 2021]

Sorry but this Movie has a deep Bitter Backround Taste. Because its simple meant as a Huge Commercial Movie towards US!

Following is generell!!

United States normal People had mostly NO Clue about the Eurovision Song Contest. Didnt even know, that it exist. ( at Israel the Rapper from Madonna had NOT Lied, that he had no knowledge about the Show! ) .

Simple reason.. even after Several Times asking. From WHOLE US TV.. Areas came ALL Time a " no interest, to Broadcast it in TV, not for our Audience " .

And after several Years now. First came out this Movie.

After this ( if success ) . US Want ONLY a Country Internal Contest in Basic version of the Eurovision Song Contest!

And only AFTER such Country Internal Contest whould be success, TV Stations may be consider to Broadcast the Real Eurovision Song Contest.

So. Behind of this Movie is Extreme much Money Contracts in Hope for some Companies.

And for IMDB.. its NOT a Goof, the Big 5 thing is a All People know about thing. Except for people, who have 0 Clue about the whole thing.

Death Valley (II) (2021)

Rename the Movie and it fits better!

[2/10 · 12 December 2021]

This " movie " is so far " Inspired" that its already a " Copy" from something else.

Rename it into " Home Cinema Version" from a Resident Evil Cosplay. And you have it. Not even bit more info needed.

No Time to Die (2021)

Nightmare! Dont deserves to be " labeled" Bond Movie!

[3/10 · 11 November 2021]

If you want a mix of Drama and Action Movie, this Movie is ok. - If you want to have a true Bond Movie.. then complete IGNORE this Movie!

Normal the way of Bond Movies is known.

But in this one.. throw everything away! And rename it as Daniel Craig / Bond Solo Run - 1 Actor Show. Or the Great Good Beye of Daniel Craig!

Its nothing else. BUT its not a 007 Bond Movie!

This Movie is Much too long for its Story Meaning. And over 1 Hour only meant to Focus on Bond / Craig Privat Person!

For the theory really Bond 007 Movie remains about 1 Hour.

Then the Vilian Part is worse then a Joke.

And in way of Bond thing, in Core Everything is Missing. Nothing of normal Bond is inside. No real M round, No Q Round,... Btw what is called the " Female Bond" is too a joke! No one whould EVER be convinced , that she whould be a " Royal Navy Commander " .

First Bond, what was short before Waste of Time!

Suicide Squad (2016)

Nice Movie! Oposite of the Dam High Glossy Superhere things!

[7/10 · 14 September 2021]

I dont know, why people hate this Movie. Normally i thought it whould be a junk byside Movie. BUT!!

This Movie has complete EVERYTHING , what the dam high Pushed Blockbuster Hero Movies, with everything pre calculatet , have not!

Here simple you have NOT the standart Popcorn Situation!

Here you dont have the high Glossy things, where all need to be soo great.

Here you cant say " i dont care about the story.. Main Figure wins anyway, Opposite dies.. all rest between is simple nice Popcorn Entertainment story " .

But oh soo sorry.. here are not the so loved things present and you dont have XXL Screen filling Scenerys. Huge landscapes with dozens of CGI People fighting.

This Movie is DARK, This Movie is really Dirty on screen. Ohhh you dont like it, its not the Cheesy Hollywood Production you are used to? Then simple Sorry. But this Movie is Catching, against dozens of Mass Production " blockbustern" who are only maded in same way.

2025 - The World enslaved by a Virus (2021)

A complete new Low Class of.. worst Movie ever!

[1/10 · 2 August 2021]

This is a really new Class of Movie. Where the worst becomes even better then this thing!

What happens, if a kind of Friends group get enough Money in hands go get at least propper Smartphone " holder " for their Contract Phones.

AND since , thanks to digital recording , every Idiot can publish normally every Junk on internet. - Then here we have a good example , what can happen.

Acting skills of all are Below Basement! With the nightmare accent is true.

The sound... Partly complete clear Dubbed! 2 Person in front of each other sound like in complete different rooms!

Costumes.. ahm WHAT?? A Fan shop Harness, where a Printed out " Police " was simple added on with Ducktape, that it remains in place !??!

A Car with Police on it, but German Country Symbol ( EU Plaque ) on it. Where no Dust or fly was ever on.

Complete Movie looked like maded from some Abi Graduated Class. Like a fun Project.

Knights of Newgate (2021)

Good try of Acting. Ignore all the Rest!

[3/10 · 23 April 2021]

The Acting is ok so far for a B or C Movie.

BUT it looks like a try of " Example " to spare EVERY kind of Set. AND it FAILED!

Much sorry, but the whole Movie is NOT even 1 second true set. Its a 100 % Greenscreen thing.

AND the worst. The Grafik level is about Resident Evil 4 GAME ( not remastered and not even bit close to the Remake levels ) .

Even some Actuall Games, who dont need high End Computers have better look then this whole Movie in every scene.

It looks like a School 3D Rendering Program, at more or less beginner or light Advanced level Person, who did the whole " Scenes " and actors only added with Greenscreen.

The Thinning: New World Order (2018)

Youtube No one to youtube no one..

[1/10 · 27 December 2018]

How the hell could they cast special a Main Role to a Person, who was already kicked at his only Audience away? You could have done really much with the core Story ( + additional Story ). But it whould had required good writing and good Actors. Both are here not existing. And from " Hightech " alone, a Movie is far away from success. Simple result, if you want to do a Movie and spare money at all Cost. There are even dozens of Pure TV Movies who dont have really Budget and they do a hell of Job. ---- If such is a attack attemp to Platforms like Netflix... Sorry it failed.

Piranha (1995 TV Movie)

It is not a Remake its a 99,9 % Copy!

[1/10 · 16 September 2018]

I like to watch sometimes old Movies.. After the Original and Part 2 i thought.. Remake like nowdays are fine. Because Remake means normally only core of old Story was used. ( Except for example Games.. ) . But this? Doing only a hand full of changes , and there are really so much, that you can count them. Whole rest.. take the complete Script from the Original Movie, Switch Actors and thats it. Worst part, that its already funny.. they didnt even maded the work to change much of the Original Dialogs.

For Persons who really wants to enjoy these kind of Movie. and Know the original one. Skip this! It whill result a really waste of time.

Blood Drive (2017)

Official US Menthality ( in such Style of Movie/TV ) at its best!

[3/10 · 12 February 2018]

The whole Series has no real chance outside of US. In core, its has the Thypical US Publick Censorship. It mirrows the generell Whish of Brutal Series and Games... What does that means? It comes with much extreme Bloody scenes. Only, what is Typical in US.... you can show dozens of killings... NO Problem. But Hell!! Dont ever thing about to show a bit too much Body interaction too close. And there, where is no needed in the Age Rating comes a censorship, what is totally Bullshit! Only to get it passed through Programm Directors without really trouble.

Typical way... Old TV Movie.. pushed and overworked as Series... Adding much Erotic things what whould normally shown everywhere already at 22 PM Evening latest, if not already earlier. Because Typicel here... Blood yess. But hell stay at the complete NO Go dont show EVER Genitals! That gives everyone a nightmare... . And exactly here, US falls back into TV Middle Age.

There even Spartacus AND Game of Thrones are MUCH MUCH farer. This way.. to keep at least in this way People on watching, the Series failes and cant hold Audience. Because rest becomes complete boring. Too much one sided. For the core story, Audience is fast at the part of Skippng time and even Episodes.. because doesnt matter, what comes.. its mostly the same only bit different shown.

Galaxy of Horrors (2017)

One Star and that is even gentle meant!

[1/10 · 11 February 2018]

Sorry at the other good reviews... i dont know, what they see in that movie... at least something, what is not there....

About the movie direct... The Maker should had added the Warning. Student Work 1. Year. + 0 Budget for Cast and Set! Simple, what is totally a fact... the best maded thing is the Movie Cover. Intro ok.... about simple text title... Then comes the Stasis Pod... Jesus! Whole set cost must have been under 100 Euro! Cheaper not possible. Painted wood about... light... Simple Placed 2 Cheap LED Strips ( Complete cost on Flew Markets 15 Euro ) . 1 Transparent Aquarium Tube what goes into part between hand and Pullover.. with a bit kind of Jelly pumped through.. not much more..

1. Story.. more or less several people , shared Gasmask simple used Basement rooms and Black painted walls.. added some LCD Screens.. again not much more... People Acting.. 5 Minutes Casting and acting training...

Stopped watching movie.. Waste of time.

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)

Hopefully the End of a Story nightmare!

[1/10 · 7 February 2018]

For Resident Evil Game Fans and CGI Movie watcher. This Movie is a Punch into Face! First of all.. At the Beginning of the Movie.. the Story was already not anymore Game and CGI Movie Canon. But they settled it, to get it even worse. With the last Movie they got it possible to get some Fans from the NOn Real Charackter Version into the Movie. But direct at the beginning with by side text.. its simple easy.. for the " One Woman Does it all " Version, the true Protagonists of the Resident Evil Things are not needed anymore! Since beginning it was " all about Alice ". That way.. the others can be simple " off speach killed " . Then going on... what a Surprise.. the Red Queen turns around 180 Degree at Alice.. who she wanted to get killed. now to keep her alife at all cost? More Idiotic it cant be... Then the part " the only Extisting Anti Virus..." .. Curios.. in Movie 1 the Anti Virus was already shown... . In movie 2 Alice was filled up with Virus and Anti Virus more then dozen times. Too in Movie 2. A Girl from a Basic School had the anti Virus too in her school bag... Then.. later.. what happen with Alices over Human Skills? She had strong Telekinetic skills. could even burn up a chip in a Sattelite.. All gone?

Its simple a Movie.. Forget all other Movies and watch only this one... or it Distroyes itself in everything, except the Action part. Sorry, its simple, that with each of this movies, its not really a go on story.. its much more the part... " we kill the whole story including pre movies , and make a new one , how it bests fits for the actuall movie. " .

For resident Evil Fans, who know more then only this style of movie... its a Desaster.

Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)

First Movie in the Line.. all about...

[5/10 · 7 February 2018]

This is the First movie in the complete rest line / Series of Resident Evil, who is not anymore Canon with the CGI Movies or the Games! The Real Character Movies themselfs are good. But they are only BASED ON! They have more and more nothing anymore to do with the True Game / CGI Story... Worst of all. Its a fact. That more or less, from this movie on is All about Alice. Leaving complete any logic behind.

Singularity (I) (2017)

Stolen together Movie!

[1/10 · 22 January 2018]

I stay to it, i broke the movie up! After less then 30 Minutes. Reason: Plot says already much, including the whole beginning of the Movie... Rest is told in much reviews. Complete unlogik things... a Smartphone who seems, never running Power out.. That Bow thing ( sorry i have simple Boykottet the whole Tribute of Panem, because they are for me a Hollywood cleaned up Versions of Battle Royale series ) .

But my reason or breaking up the Movie is: Singularity is nothing else then a Hidden new version of the Movie " Logans Run " where this time, the Boy is himself a robot who dont knows it ( remembers from Star Trek... and other Movies / Series ) . With added Version of Big Brother. That was simple too much. Whole thing ended in... 1 Teen Bot + 1 Girl on Run to find " Lost Paradise " on the run from mashines.... Observed by deffinetly too 2 Old Robots.

Beyond Skyline (2017)

Good CGY, rest FORGET!

[5/10 · 22 January 2018]

In Fackt, the CGY Rescued the Rating. Without the Movie whould not had even recieved 2 Stars from me! It is Already known, that Skyline was much Copyed from Battlefield LA. Beyond Skyline is not much better! Here, the Ideas where too stolen together. Including, that the whole Story is really nice sayed ... a nightmare of Logik . Added with partly Actors who are possible Castet on street without any real knowledge of Acting ( 1 hour crash training ) . Ok good Martial Arts Part ( here you need to complete switch off brain in way of Logic, if you look over the whole movie ) . - Where its too Added, that the R - Rating is totally Home maded. And even Screwed ( even stolen from Sharknado ) with seemed money went out for on Set Special effect ( money went out, to go shopping next Discounter ? ) .

Result .. For CGY Fans.. nice to Watch ( but deffinetly with fast Forward button next at hand ) . For rest... only to take.. Really Bored, Full Drunk, too Much Time part. Else, you result in " waste of time" .