Swollenplumz Reviews

Piggy (2022)

What a frustrating watch

[2/10 · 2 February 2023]

I agree totally with the review left by Miss Vicki1224. The protagonist in this film played her role perfectly, that cannot be faulted. It was absolutely horrible to see how she was treated by the other biatches (and fellas) The start of the movie was very promising, and I thought there was going to be a treat in store for me. Well, I was wrong. This is not a revenge film at all, the second half made no sense to me whatsoever! Miss piggy gets saved I suppose by some transient but ends up killing him in the end! For what reason? And to save her tormentors is just beyond belief. I definitely won't be recommending this movie to anyone, it's just mind-boggling.

Dead End (I) (2003)

TERRIBLE

[1/10 · 6 September 2022]

I have only written two or three reviews in the past but I had to say something about this tragedy ...Everything about this movie is excruciatingly bad... The acting, the writing, the script everything is shocking! Do not waste your time on this movie and it beggars belief that this got any higher than what I'm rating it now. Lin Shaye is in nearly every horror movie made but this has to be her worst. Some reviewers are rating this the best horror of 2003... I must've been seeing something different. I must admit I did not sit through it all the way, I just couldn't. I gave it about one hour and that was it Dead end is an appropriate title as it goes absolutely nowhere.

Mr. Mercedes (2017–2019)

Great 1st season but....

[7/10 · 9 August 2022]

Season 2 and 3 are off the mark. Loved season 1 but it should definitely have stopped there.it goes so far off track I couldn't wait for each episode to finish!

Legends of Chamberlain Heights (2016–2017)

LOVED IT

[9/10 · 15 March 2021]

I absolutely love this show! I am a huge fan of adult animation... Fur TV, Brickleberry, mr pickles etc and I wish there was more for us big kids.I don't get the bad reviews, there's too much drama, killing and boring police dramas to last us a lifetime on tv so when there's a chance to have a laugh why not grab it! Just like Brickleberry it was cut far too soon

Coming 2 America (2021)

WHAT UTTER RUBBISH

[1/10 · 12 March 2021]

I didn't hold much hope for this to be anywhere near as good as the first movie and i was spot on. It only got 37 minutes of my time and it was turned off! The acting was just annoying, especially Wesley Snipes who I've always thought to be a B grade actor anyway!! Give it a miss!!

Hunter Hunter (2020)

Hunter hunter is just bad bad!!

[3/10 · 15 February 2021]

A Family who live out in the woods in a wooden hut live off the food they catch.. and that's it!! There was NO horror, there was NO suspense, there was NO thrilling moments... it was just bad! I gave it three stars because the acting was okay it just didn't go anywhere! They even called the movie Hunter x2 because they were too lazy thinking of anything else.

Castle Rock (2018–2019)

Castle Crock

[2/10 · 2 February 2021]

I agree with the rest of the 'unsavoury' reviews for Castle Rock S01..First episode was ok and I had high hopes for this series but I found myself looking at my phone, the clock ,the ceiling and intermittently back at the screen. I honestly don't know how I got through it all as I did not give a #%$@ as to what was happening. The show just go sooo boring and in turn it lost my attention. I had no clue what was happening and it was jumping around like a toad on hot coals. Bill Skarsgard and Sissy Spacek are gems of actors but this was a bore.

Blood Drive (2017)

ONE OF THE BEST SERIES..EVER!

[10/10 · 26 December 2020]

It took me awhile to get around to watching this but holy @#!% its the best thing ive seen..every character is absolutely brilliant tho imo Slink (Colin Cunningham) steals the show..i cannot believe that this show was cancelled after 1 season and im hoping another production company will pick it up as it is waaaay to good not to continue...CHECK IT OUT A+++++++

Fur TV (2008)

ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS

[10/10 · 16 December 2020]

Such a shame this was so short lived. The 3 characters are absolutely hysterical...Mervin the sexual deviant, Ed the beer guzzling ,crude metal head and Lapeno the sex crazed womaniser. Doesn't get any better. Do yourselves a favour and check it out, you will not be disappointed

3 from Hell (2019)

Annoying as hell

[1/10 · 19 October 2019]

This movie was not needed! I agree with the majority of the reviews made... It was boring and baby firefly was so so annoying it was hard to watch ! I wish Rob left it at the devils rejects because this is utter rubbish ! This was a quick grab for cash as one other reviewer stated

Joker (I) (2019)

10/10..A+++++...BRILLIANT...OSCAR WORTHY,FILM AND JOAQUIN

[12 October 2019]

Best movie i have seen for a long long time..Do yourself a favour and go see it. Very few movies get me thinking of it days after but this certainly did...Masterpiece! Did i say i enjoyed it??