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Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)
Don't watch it go for a walk, eat an apple or some peanuts...
My dear hollywood... what an epic waste of time.. the story sucks and if you take L to be the hero girl give her credit for stranger things... effect driven lame ass story... daddy mom baby boring... and a big big bad bad monster.... seriously i want my lifetime back.... right now....
Lost in Space (2018)
Nice Cover, Nice Story, Lame Execution...
A small step for man.... Lame filming, lame storytelling, lame acting, lame everything... I had to force myself through this one.... quit 2 times and picked up again to give it anther shot.... There are no twists, no laughs, 1 time i had a good giggle... who pays for this... such great material and good foundation and the execution of this is standard to a an extend that makes me fall asleep.... some innovative camera moves? no, so good punchlines, no, anything interesting besides a quite cool alien robot, no....
who ever gave his approval that this is presentable product, must have really had a 5-10 year old audience in mind... but then why there is a menacing psychopath in the show... anyway watch it if you have enough snacks... you will need to eat a lot to keep you going through this lame piece....
Orange Is the New Black (2013)
Again find myself watching this
for some reason i found it hard to follow through the first 4 seasons....
and again here i am watching the 5th...
i think it has a lot to do with the theme song...
but its not a good show... the acting is shallow the story is soso the characters are not surprising, the is no wow, is racial, cruel, and not clever the lack of interesting camera or story amazes me... \ but the the theme song is great...
watch mr. robot.... if you want to spend your time and have a tingle in your spine..
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)
58:31, I stopped the movie 4 times... what next... spend 12 min to write this...
i don't know any reason i should continue watching this crap
why there is positive reviews about this movie is beyond me...
its a mess, there isn't a relatable story, characters are thrown in wild and the plot is mesmerisinlgly boring that i want to cut my self...
sorry great effort
zero result i was expecting a great rat pack movie but what a disappointment, i should have gone to sleep right away...
try your luck and guesss the line/enjoyment of this movie its a non linear stupidity that makes you want to stop watching Hollywood flicks altogether... yehaaaa ... well whatever ...
get some fresh air and enjoy whatever you are doing just don't waste your precious lifetime watching this...
lumbini
Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey (2014)
OMG... Can Someone Top that guy talking
I forced myself though
what a bunch of rotten tomatoes, who in his right mind enjoys such an illiterate and outdated view of science,
who produced this piece of it should not even be named anything.
I feel ashamed and sorry for the people who put their good names into that thing.
read and watch some real physics, nassim haramein, even Steven Hawkins would stand up and walk out of this show....
anyways... i feel betrayed and disillusioned.. what a waste of precious lifetime...
do watch if you are really really bored and want to know some fairy tales about what the royal society believes is our history....
man really... i want to hit that guy... but i am a pacifist... so long
and thanks for all fish...
Diablo (2015)
Seriously?
Sorry had to stop watching after 10 min. what a waste of Talent and time...
Just be aware of a very lousy movie with an actor that looks like his dad, who can't sell a walk as authentic....
watch if you dare... :)))
Don't know how much beer and popcorn would make it bearable...
I did look forward to a good western, Hatefull 8 wasn't really up to my expectations from Quentin, good but still... just this Diabolo is a keeper... almost same league as Battlefield Earth...
I wonder if they give it any Raspberry's. Well i don't really know what to say anymore just who ever wants to watch a western , keep on searching because this is a sorry excuse for a movie.
thanks for reading if anyone does!