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Witchouse II: Blood Coven (2000)
Unbelievably CRAP
Anyone who says this is any good is a complete retard. It's absolute bollox.
For a start, the sound is out of sync. The witches look so complete GHEY it's ridiculous, and well frankly it's just complete tripe.
That and you get so mad with the cast being so stupid and slow that you find yourself saying ARE YOU COMPLETELY BRAINDEAD?
(Well obviously they are because they're in this film.)
The fact that people say this is better than the other ones makes me wonder just how utterly absurd they are.
Really, I could have done better with a camcorder and 3D studio max.
The Grudge (2004)
I thought this was complete crap
Sarah Michelle Gellar was NOT looking her best in it for a start off. She's lost SO much weight since Buffy The Vampire Slayer, that she looks like a stick with hair.
It's so much like "Ring" it's absurd. Only with a house instead of a video.
How many movies do they have to make of that, at all? Spiral was possibly the worst one yet.
I mean for the love of GODS if you find a child taped up in a cupboard, you don't call the office you work for, you call the police!! But then they were obviously not going for a reality check here.
It really was utter tripe. Don't bother.
Saw (2004)
Laughed my arse off
I have to say I'd seen mixed reviews about this movie, and since I take NO notice of those I figured I'd rent it, and watch it.
Well I loved every god damned minute of it. I'm a bit of a sicko so whenever anything violent happened I was laughing my arse off and clapping like a mad idiot.
Best thing to do is get a very jumpy friend, sit with them, no lights on and make them watch it. Then watch them scream.
Entertainment on the screen as well as off.
>:)
Diz