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Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)
There are no oil fields in Sedona, AZ
Had to stop watching at this point. It's like they just pulled locations out of a hat and put whatever scene they wanted into the movie. They could have put scuba diving in there instead. Can anyone put down their phone long enough to write a movie script anymore? One that has some originality and accuracy?
The Stand (1994)
An abomination
It doesn't matter where you start with this. It is terrible from start to finish. Even by 1990's television standards. Awful screenplay, casting, cinematics and quite possibly the worst adaption of a Stephen King masterpiece ever attempted. And I really like Gary Sinise.
If there was ever a story that begged for a Netflix reboot, this is absolutely it. 100%, Dear Lord, please let that happen in my lifetime.
The Dirt (2019)
Hollywood Tries, and Fails Yet Again
I'm giving this a 7, simply because it's Crue. But this was a poor adaptation of real life events.
How hard is it for a makeup artist to accurately recreate 80's hair? This is almost as bad as Hysteria or Rock Star. Truly horrific. They seem to have no problem making the women's hair look good(even though those fashions did not exist then). But the men all look like their wearing a pelt. Go back to cosmetology class.
Too little time spent on the formative era of the band, and they were not that cocky or accomplished early on. They basically glossed over the entire "Strip struggle" that these guys, and other bands went through just to get a time slot at the Whiskey. you either knew someone or blew someone. That was the only way you got on that stage in the 80's.
I could go on about all of the errors in this movie, but why bother? And oh yeah, Motley Crue was one thousand times cooler than the tool bags that were cast to play them. They just don't have it. "Ramsey" from Game of Thrones? That guys a hack.
South Park: Stunning and Brave (2015)
The death of funny.
Just bad. I haven't watched this show in about ten years. Then I went back and binged starting from season 1. It all remained funny, topical and entertaining up until this season. The next two seasons have not improved, and I have zero interest in wasting anymore time finding out. This show has run it's course.