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Funny Games (1997)
Violent, nihilistic, and unrelenting
About a year ago, I ordered this film from a movie store. I had heard about it from the magazine Fangoria a few years back, and wanted to see it ever since. I was highly anticipating its arrival a year back, and when I finally got my hands on it, I was in for the ride! This is one of the most disturbing, chilling, and creepy films I have seen in the past 20 years at least. I mean what other movie has the balls to torture an innocent little boy? I can think of none at the moment. There have been other films like this in the 70's, and a few in the late 80's-early 90's and on including 1990's "Desperate Hours," 1991's "Cape Fear," "Natural Born Killers," "Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer," "Kalifornia," "If I Die Before I Wake," and the recent "House of 1000 Corpses," which I hope takes horror movies to a higher level!
But back to "Funny Games." The "games" in this movie, are not funny. Not one whole minute of this movie is funny. It is unsettling, intense, and ironic at parts. The plot is simple. A family of three (four, counting the dog) are taking a vacation at a serene looking spot near a lake. But even during the opening credits, we well know that the tone of the film, is anything but serene as John Zorn's crazy death metal blares at you all of a sudden in a creepy frenzy of buzzing guitars, high-pitched screams, and incoherent lyrics that assaults your senses! Not even ten minutes into the film, the family meets two strangers who claim to be friends of the neighbors, in which they apparently force their way into their home and force them to play their fiendish "games."
The cast in this film is terrific! Our leads Susann Lothar and Ulrich Muhe are compelling in their roles of the mother and father forced to endure mental and physical torture from their captors. The Stefan Clapczynski who plays the little boy is effective as an innocent who is helpless to defend himself or his family. Arno Frisch is ruthless and brilliant in his role of the sadistic leader of the two, Paul (or Jerry, or Butt-head). Frank Giering is creepy in his role of Paul's sidekick Peter (or Fatty, Fatso, Tom, or Beavis). To add to the creepiness of the film, the leader Paul, occasionally shifts his glance to the camera, and either winks at it, or makes us, as an audience, participate in the film saying quotes like, "You're on their side, aren't you?" This approach disturbed me and actually made me think that I had no power to stop these sickos! Very few movies have that effect on me nowadays.
The directing is top-notch. I found it interesting that in the most violent scenes of the movie, the camera went somewhere else, or shifted to the person doing the violence, rather than actually showing the bloodshed. So all you gorefans out there won't be impressed with the little to no gore in this film. I love gore as much as the next person, but I didn't mind the limited blood. It was the content of the film that impressed me. This isn't "Natural Born Killers," folks, but it's still an amazing film.
So, in final summation, any horror fans want a movie to get under your skin and stay there a few hours after you watch it? Then see this film!! It's a masterpiece of modern horror. It's basically "Last House on the Left" meets "Desperate Hours," meets "Cape Fear." Out of Five Stars: Five stars!! This film is not for everyone, but see it anyway for its sheer thrills and raw intensity!!!
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
"It's true....the boogeyman is real. And you found him."
I love that line from this film! I remember hearing it when the first trailer was out back in late 2000. Now, I have finally seen the Holy Grail of horror films, and I must say, it was worth the wait.
First off, directing: Rob Zombie brings a unique directing style to this film. He uses filters, different mediums of film, stock footage, slow motion shots, and many other artsy ways of bringing his celluloid hightmare to the big screen! Although it borrowed a little from "Natural Born Killers" and "TCM" (which are both films I love), but what great film hasn't? Seriously! Anyways, it was very well made and well edited.
Second, the acting: Sid Haig and Bill Moseley steal the show! They make creepy, deranged, and unremorseful screen sickos, and I applaud them for that! Zombie's wife Sheri Moon easily proved she could be insanely sick as well as incredibly hot (could have done without the laugh though)! Genre veterans Karen Black, Micheal J. Pollard, and Irwin Keyes made the most of their insane roles, and newcomers Matthew McGrory and Robert Mukes had disturbing roles as Mother Firefly's twisted sons Tiny and Rufus. Chris Hardwick's Jerry was the only "victim" I liked. the other three displayed some bad acting, especially in the situation they were in. Other than those three, I loved the acting.
Thirdly, the music: I own this film's soundtrack, and I love it! The songs are great, the music score is great, and how they reflected the movie was great.
Fourth, the gore: there's not much here, but who needs a lot of gore? I don't care! Look at "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"! There wasn't that much gore in it, and look how twisted and creepy that film was! So yeah, you don't need a lot of gore to make a great horror film!
Overall, this was an amazing, bizarre, nightmarish, disturbing, darkly funny ride into the mind of the Hellbilly himself, Rob Zombie! In my opinion, this is the best horror film since "Scream" and "Funny Games"! Finally, a film with balls the size of Canada has come to usher in a new wave of terror: the 70's throwback horror film!!! Forget "Scream" and all those "teens in peril" rip-offs! This is the next big thing in horror!!! Out of 5 stars: 5 STARS!!!!! See this movie!! If you like it, you're awesome! If you don't, you must not be ready for hardcore horror!
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
"It's true....the boogeyman is real. And you found him."
I love that line from this film! I remember hearing it when the first trailer was out back in late 2000. Now, I have finally seen the Holy Grail of horror films, and I must say, it was worth the wait.
First off, directing: Rob Zombie brings a unique directing style to this film. He uses filters, different mediums of film, stock footage, slow motion shots, and many other artsy ways of bringing his celluloid hightmare to the big screen! Although it borrowed a little from "Natural Born Killers" and "TCM" (which are both films I love), but what great film hasn't? Seriously! Anyways, it was very well made and well edited.
Second, the acting: Sid Haig and Bill Moseley steal the show! They make creepy, deranged, and unremorseful screen sickos, and I applaud them for that! Zombie's wife Sheri Moon easily proved she could be insanely sick as well as incredibly hot (could have done without the laugh though)! Genre veterans Karen Black, Micheal J. Pollard, and Irwin Keyes made the most of their insane roles, and newcomers Matthew McGrory and Robert Mukes had disturbing roles as Mother Firefly's twisted sons Tiny and Rufus. Chris Hardwick's Jerry was the only "victim" I liked. the other three displayed some bad acting, especially in the situation they were in. Other than those three, I loved the acting.
Thirdly, the music: I own this film's soundtrack, and I love it! The songs are great, the music score is great, and how they reflected the movie was great.
Fourth, the gore: there's not much here, but who needs a lot of gore? I don't care! Look at "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"! There wasn't that much gore in it, and look how twisted and creepy that film was! So yeah, you don't need a lot of gore to make a great horror film!
Overall, this was an amazing, bizarre, nightmarish, disturbing, darkly funny ride into the mind of the Hellbilly himself, Rob Zombie! In my opinion, this is the best horror film since "Scream" and "Funny Games"! Finally, a film with balls the size of Canada has come to usher in a new wave of terror: the 70's throwback horror film!!! Forget "Scream" and all those "teens in peril" rip-offs! This is the next big thing in horror!!! Out of 5 stars: 5 STARS!!!!! See this movie!! If you like it, you're awesome! If you don't, you must not be ready for hardcore horror!