Heidi, a radio DJ, is sent a box containing a record - a "gift from the Lords". The sounds within the grooves trigger flashbacks of her town's violent past. Is Heidi going mad, or are the Lords back to take revenge on Salem, Massachusetts?
Sheri Moon Zombie,
Five carnival workers are kidnapped and held hostage in an abandoned, Hell-like compound where they are forced to participate in a violent game, the goal of which is to survive twelve hours against a gang of sadistic clowns.
Jeff Daniel Phillips
In "House of 1000 Corpses", two young couples take a misguided tour onto the back roads of America in search of a local legend known as Dr. Satan. Lost and stranded, they are set upon by a bizarre family of psychotics. Murder, cannibalism and satanic rituals are just a few of the 1000+ horrors that await.Written by
The film was NC-17 but was cut to an R rating, the cut footage was never released. See more »
Jerry's right hand jumps on and off his mug between shots. See more »
Attention boils and ghouls, it's time for Dr. Wolfenstein's Creature Feature Show.
Ah! The doctor is in! Don't scream, don't move. Stay tuned for channel 68's Halloween Eve movie marathon! I'm your host, your ghost ghost, with the most, Dr. Wolfenstein! I will be with you until the end!
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After the last scene, the words "The End?" are shown. See more »
The August 2003 DVD release from Lions Gate is the R-rated theatrical version only. See more »
As a fan of horror and gore, B-movies, and Rob Zombie, I walked in to see this biased that I would like it no matter what. I was wrong. This was one of the worst movies ever made. Not scary, and actually annoying to watch.
That annoying hot chick's laugh throughout the film, the cranky grandfather spitting food, the tow truck driver in a bear suit, Dr. Satan's underground lair, Agatha Crispies cereal, Betty boop lip sync, the Merman sculpture, all the victims dressed in bunny suits. . . let me try and get all of this into a format that makes sense.
I am dumbfounded at how ridiculous this movie was. I cannot adequately describe what I did not like about it, since there was SOOO much. It was written for s***, it blatantly stole ideas from like 8 different movies, including Goonies, Texas Chainsaw, HellRaiser, and Natural Born Killers. The throw-back cheesey low budget special effects, Captain Spaulding clown guy getting robbed in the beginning -why? Nothing fit together with any thing else. The camerawork, sometimes shot in the negative, sometimes like an old fuzzy television, was distracting (that may be a good thing).
This was so bad, and I do not mean "so bad that it is good." I mean horrible. It was a major disappointment, and I regret seeing it.
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