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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Gang Inflates (2023)
Lost their love for their show.
It's seems they haven't time for their show anymore. Obviously comes down to other priorities days. We have all enjoyed them in various other stuff. I guess now we see the cost. This series is clearly strung together with the quickest effort and "sure it'll do" attitude, whilst playing it save in the no fun era. It seems like they are fulfilling a contract and that's it, no joke, no fun, bore by numbers. So sad to see the greateat of comedy lose their lust for a show that broke the mould. They'll regret this in the long run. You'll never get this show back and never do anything better. All the best to the cast. They'll go down in history for amazing comedy and hopefully we don't remember how they got too big for their show.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)
Underrated in a day of drivel (2022)
Looking back at this in 2022 this would make you cry for unique storytelling and normal natural diversity. As opposed to diversity being the entire story. This story is unique and amazing. One that I'm sure will be retold, I'd guess never as well. This is a lovely short version of a larger cosmic tale. With great actors and wonderful humor. A journey through different worlds to save our own. Showing our ignorance and what ignorance we may encounter outside of this world. Comedy at its best. There's romance and sci-fi and all the best bits or storytelling. But I won't ruin a thing. Just remember to not panic.
Clerks III (2022)
Dismal Sequel
I loved Clerks. I loved Clerks 2. I thought both were very funny and the characters fantastic. I loved Smiths humor back then. Unfortunately Smith has lost his talent for comedy. He puts together cringey bore fests and this movie was torturous. The Randal character didn't even have a funny line in the whole film. It was devoid of all humor and just focused on the characters mortality. It feels like Smith made this to help him get through what's going on in his own life. Hopefully he gives up Directing and just enjoys retirement he's earned that from previous classics like Dogma etc.... He said he would never direct a Star Wars. I wouldn't let him direct traffic.
Aladdin (2019)
Magic if you're looking
I'm of the opinion this shouldn't/couldn't by any means shouldn't be made.
However it's a new magical journey that doesn't ruin the original, merely a homage. Loads of fun. Amazingly orchastrated.
I watch it often with kids.
I think they got this right 👍
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
Disney assumes you won't exist soon
We are all aware this is awful. It may go down on history as the worst movie of all time. But why? I'm sure the studios think everyone will eventually be destroyed this crap. I fear they might pull off the believe this is good to kids.
Star Trek: Discovery (2017)
Star Trek for Adults at last
I always loved Star Trek. I also loved Babylon 5, cheaper made but made for grown ups. I think all the negative reviews are from Trekkies that want the same shows they've seen before and I feel for them. But the ridiculous reviews are silly. This is top SciFi and with the same guys making Picard expect the same review bombing. This show is getting a 3rd series because its loved and rightly so. Its beautifully shot. Well written. Very good acting and well paced. Best current SciFi show available
Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
Beyond it's years and what we deserve
The best movie of the 80s for me. I've watched it a million times. I can't find a fault in it. The one with the expensive ending where the plants take over. Too dark. Original cut is the best. There's only one truely great musical and this is it. 10/10.
The Mandalorian (2019)
No Mary Sue Here
Having suffered the awful Ray character of invincible power and unnecessary strength and dominance. I thought Star Wars would become a joke we laughed about. But then this show gave the fans what they wanted and everyone's excited again. Let's hope a certain person's agenda doesnt take over and ruin this show like it ruined the movies.
Hubie Halloween (2020)
We need to Talk Sandler
The greatest character actor of our time needs to show those acting chops one more time. It's hard to imagine anyone else bring the role to life at such a high standard as this thespian does. With a back history of gold characters he really could feel entitled to let himself go. Remember he was his own sister: hilarity! We can only pinch ourselves cause we love in the Sandler age
Impractical Jokers: The Movie (2020)
Steaming Pile up Fun?
In all fairness to this catastrophic insult on your precious life span. It tries. It fails on every level and aspect, but it tries to be good. And if this is their bread and butter to provide for theirs then I wish them well and ...... I can't go on. It's so awful I tore my eyes out and threw them at the TV. Metaphorically. But if we were trapped together? Who knows. 1 is generous
Jay and Silent Bob Reboot (2019)
Try remember Dogma and such Classics
Please don't watch this if you deeply care for his lovable back catalogue. A script bot; could have come out with better dialogue, concept and spent longer considering this; it's a sickening plead to the moronic for some final laughs. Stop your product. Start thinking again. You promised Mallrats 2 and Clerks 3. If they were made to this level you'd have sold out every piece of your legacy. Every last piece. Maybe a co-writer wouldn't hurt. Think bigger
Star Trek: Discovery (2017)
Star Trek for Adults at last
I always loved Star Trek. I also loved Babylon 5, cheaper made but made for grown ups. I think all the negative reviews are from Trekkies that want the same shows they've seen before and I feel for them. But the ridiculous reviews are silly. This is top SciFi and with the same guys making Picard expect the same review bombing. This show is getting a 3rd series because its loved and rightly so. Its beautifully shot. Well written. Very good acting and well paced. Best current SciFi show available