Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
Joey Lauren Adams | ... | Alyssa Jones | |
Ben Affleck | ... | Holden McNeil | |
Fred Armisen | ... | Merkin | |
Diedrich Bader | ... | Security Guard | |
Johnny 'Bananas' Devenanzio | ... | Guy with Banana (as Johnny Bananas) | |
Melissa Benoist | ... | Chronic | |
Marc Bernardin | ... | Sleepy Blunt-Fan | |
Jason Biggs | ... | Jason Biggs | |
Aparna Brielle | ... | Jihad | |
Adam Brody | ... | Clerk | |
Jeff Chase | ... | Pitchfork Guy | |
Ming Chen | ... | Comic Book Man | |
Walter Flanagan | ... | Comic Book Man / Cast of Clerks | |
Bryan Johnson | ... | Comic Book Man | |
Mike Zapcic | ... | Comic Book Man |
Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
I am actually not sure if "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot" even got released. I cannot imagine how it could because that would mean that some studio executives somewhere would actually have to endure this "film" for two hours.
I doubt this review will help anybody because I could not even make it through half of the "movie". I watched it up to a "scene" where the blond fella who is Jay and Silent Bob go to some fast food restaurant, and the scene was so stupid it defies any kind of logic of how this thing would ever get released even on some obscure cable station. Kevin Smith doesn't speak when he plays this character so he just makes these dumb faces and moves his head around and somehow this is supposed to be really funny. Do even the most diehard fans actually laugh at this? Does Kevin Smith think he has great physical comedy skills or something? I really cannot think of many performances that come off more awkward, it just doesn't work at all. I don't want to ever think about this stupid thing ever again. Can you imagine how many good screenplays were never produced and this ridiculous crap gets made. Truly just painful in every way. It's not even fun to make fun of it because it's just too boring. Maybe Kevin Smith can take this act on stage and stand there and make those stupid faces to all his diehard fans.
I don't know what the story is even about or what happens to silent bob and his friend, just do yourself a favor and never look at this one. If your friend suggests watching this, just punch him in the stomach and go to bed.
I will not even rate this thing because I cannot seem to find a way to give it less than one star.