This has to go into one of the top ten worst movies ever made!
I went to this movie because I had a free pass and almost walked out! I only stayed so that I could see just how much more terrible it could get. Worse than any Warren Beatty film!
**SPOILER ALERT**
I can remember sitting in theatre during the opening sequence and having my friend nudge me and whisper, "LL Cool J is the third angel." I thought, No, that can't be true... that's impossible (a.k.a. my best Luke Skywalker impersonation) and sure enough... it was! Despite the fact that no one could pull off a costume like that (in any believable sense), it was ridiculous to think (s)he could skydive out of a plane and land on a boat (with both her and the boat knowing they would be flying over just that place at just the time she would be sky diving).
I hear for the sequel Crispin Glover will be returning as the "Thin Man." Who cares? Was his character all that great in the first place? It is a real shame because the movie could have been good given the source material. Had they actually got attractive females to play the parts it would have been a help. Instead of making a decent film they give us Charlies Angels the superheroes that can pull of the impossible. Avoid this film at all costs!
I only hope that there is enough backlash over the sequel to send Hollywood a signal that the public doesn't want anymore garbage like this! I don't like to wish ill will but I really hope the sequel bombs! The only reason the first one was successful was because it was new and nobody knew what it was about. Now that people know it is going to be pure garbage (just look at the cheesy unbelievable trailer) I predict it will not do as well as the first one. Save our souls if it does!
I went to this movie because I had a free pass and almost walked out! I only stayed so that I could see just how much more terrible it could get. Worse than any Warren Beatty film!
**SPOILER ALERT**
I can remember sitting in theatre during the opening sequence and having my friend nudge me and whisper, "LL Cool J is the third angel." I thought, No, that can't be true... that's impossible (a.k.a. my best Luke Skywalker impersonation) and sure enough... it was! Despite the fact that no one could pull off a costume like that (in any believable sense), it was ridiculous to think (s)he could skydive out of a plane and land on a boat (with both her and the boat knowing they would be flying over just that place at just the time she would be sky diving).
I hear for the sequel Crispin Glover will be returning as the "Thin Man." Who cares? Was his character all that great in the first place? It is a real shame because the movie could have been good given the source material. Had they actually got attractive females to play the parts it would have been a help. Instead of making a decent film they give us Charlies Angels the superheroes that can pull of the impossible. Avoid this film at all costs!
I only hope that there is enough backlash over the sequel to send Hollywood a signal that the public doesn't want anymore garbage like this! I don't like to wish ill will but I really hope the sequel bombs! The only reason the first one was successful was because it was new and nobody knew what it was about. Now that people know it is going to be pure garbage (just look at the cheesy unbelievable trailer) I predict it will not do as well as the first one. Save our souls if it does!
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