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Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood (2019)
Almost as Good as Pulp Fiction and Definitely Better than most of QT's Schlock
Apparently divorcing Tarantino from Weinstein was just what the doctor ordered. It was glorious seeing Cliff beat the out of Clem and put those deranged scumbags in their place. The fantasy gore-fest on the family at the end was precious. If the credits had been followed by a CGI'ed trailer of Rick Dalton starring in Chinatown I would have given this film 9 stars. I've find it nearly impossible to sit through most of Tarantino's childish cartoon garbage designed for ignorant ADD half-wits, which is how I characterize most of his work after the masterpiece PF, but this film shows he is truly capable of streaks of comedic brilliance worthy of an intelligent audience. Dicaprio is guaranteed the best actor Oscar for his tortured acting scenes within the film. Pitt is a bit of a lightweight as usual, but he fit his role perfectly and might win best supporting actor on likability and comedic timing alone.
Serenity (2019)
Jacob's Ladder meets The Matrix
I Red Boxed this film and picked up on the fact the writer/director was heavily influenced by the two afore mentioned films very strongly. It's unfortunate that it has high production value, yet weak writing especially at the end of the film. There are so many strings left hanging that I can't describe without spoiling a fairly entertaining, yet not all that original movie.
Oishi High School Battle (2012)
God awful disgusting mindless el cheapo tripe
This is the worst way to spend 6 minutes on Youtube ever invented. The acting and direction are junior high school drama class level and the writing seems like it was done my a mentally retarded eleven year old. This show manages to sexually exploit a teenage female cartoon character while being thoroughly stupid at the same time. This makes the worst Andy Warhol trash movie entertainment seem like genius by comparison. I can't believe there is a market that makes this slime somehow profitable to produce. To say this crap is scraping the bottom of the bucket is the understatement of the century.
WARNING: VIEWING THIS GARBAGE CAN CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE