It destroys me to pan VOL. 2 when VOL. 1 was so complete.. so right. But the diamonds in this sequel would be missed by upset viewers and the mistakes repeated, if nothing were said.
So my 2 cents ..
THE MOMENTS OF BRILLIANCE:
- ALL CHARACTERS acted beautifully. Really. Full throttle, all in. Pratt and all on point. Mind you most of this movie was made-up / CGI / green screen or whatever screen they're using now ... so this acting was extra impressive. I believed every single actor.
And I tip my hat to the director in this regard.
- DRAX THE DESTROYER's LINES are so ** brilliantly ** wrong!!!!! It's sooo right. It's worth fast fwd'd to each of his moments to just hear what the writing has him saying ( ! ) and Dave Bautista's DRAX fantastic delivery in all of its delicious, altruistic wrongness. ;D
- STUNNING CGI : I still cannot graple with, I cannot believe the complexity, imagination and sheer beauty poured throughout most of the CGI in this film. Beautiful backdrops, creatures, movements...... 93 % perfection.
THE HACK JOB:
***** SPOILER ALERT FROM HERE ON *****
- MASSIVE KILLING & TORTURE RAMPANT throughout this movie. . . How can you call yourself the " GUARDIANS " when they're killing everything in sight ... ??? They're "Guardians" of the Galaxy, not "Slaughterhouse for Hire".!! The main resolution even created to protect love and friendship = kill.
It was like one big video game of killing and hits of torture, laced with moments of storyline.
- PACING IS VERY SLOW in many places.. Parts of the storyline are elongated way past any interest, as if they're trying to burn time.
- GROOT RARELY TALKS .. ??? First he's rarely shown throughout the first 1/3 of the film (after starring in the opening credits, mute) and when he is finally shown .. he rarely talks!!!! THE funny thing about him, his character's actual heartbeat, is that very phrase (coupled with his new cute baby form).
Is Vin Diesel paid by the word? Is this why they ripped his vocalizations out?
The absence of his verbal usage is so strange, so void of life -- as if the overseers of this film were saying the BABY GROOT animation alone would be fine without the voice .. ripping the heart out of the display.
- WEIRD JOKES. Jokes thrown all over the place, perhaps to counter all the killing going on????? And they're coming from strange characters who lose their realism with this uncharacteristic farce.
Comedy is funny when it originates out of the situation and characters' personalities.
That's what made VOL.1 delicious.
VOL. 1 WAS AMAZING BECAUSE : They were real characters who cared to not shoot everything in sight, who had hearts bleeding out pain and searching for deep answers, and comedy that bubbled out of the dramatic tension of their realities.
I ache at this demoting of Guardians to a video game of killers. . . Though I do recommend trying to get through it just for those honestly brilliant moments noted above.
Looking forward to VOL.3 rectifying.
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