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9/10
Karen Summer lives up to her reputation......
12 May 2004
This is a very memorable movie from my youth.Being a child of the 80's I remember Nina Hartley in her awesome prime.She is gorgeous,bald,and loves her job!!Karen Summer was regarded as "the best c***sucker in the business" for most of the 1980's and does a good job of defending her title in this movie!If you can find it,rent it.Your penis will thank you. If you like this there are tons of other movies with Nina and Karen in the mix.Nina also appears in the "Debbie Does Dishes" series in the mid-eighties.Karen Summer probally does her best work in "Taboo:The younger generation."She is the bad daughter and Ginger Lynn in the good daughter.Yeah right!I hope you check out these titles.I know that if you like porn you will love these movies!!!
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5/10
The single most ovverrated movie in history.....
1 March 2004
This movie promises to be realistic and oh so scary.The only scary part is that I actually paid to watch tihs crap!You keep waiting and waiting for somethind,ANYTHING to happen,but it never does!At least Heather Donahoue could have been seen taking a little nude bath in the creek,anything to keep me interested.A total waste of time and effort!The filmakers' tried their best,but they just lacked the skill an experience to make a good movie.For some reason film critics really liked this amateur effort.Maybe because the idea was fresh and this type of film has rarely if ever been tried in the past!I liked the effort,but the production was awful as was the flick.
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3/10
The premise is great,but the movie bites...
19 February 2004
The premise is great,but the movie bites.It starts out at a university where satan is being studied in a scientific and controlled manner,which is a very interesting idea.But,the bad news is that satan,trapped in a bottle escapes and everyone becomes a zombie?All of that buildup for a lame zombie movie.Give me a reason not to kick John Carpenter's ass.
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Resident Evil (2002)
A 21ST century version of....
1 February 2004
A 21ST century version of George Romero's series of Zombie movies.Night of the living Dead(1969),Dawn of the Dead(1978),and Day of the Dead(1984).It follows all of the zombie movie rules laid out earlier.But,Mila Jovovich looks good enough to eat so it is worth a look for those interested in this genre.
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Wild Things (1998)
6/10
Hot Lesbo Action,but.....
31 January 2004
Neve and Denise go at it in the pool,but why show Kevin Bacon nude in the shower?I lost my erection for 3 days.Beware of this scene and turn your head.You'll thank me later!!!The story has so many turns that the sexiness is nearly lost and Bill Murray looks like an idiot and way out of place in this movie.
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Night Calls: The Movie (1999 Video)
5/10
The Best Soft-Core w...-off movie ever!
20 January 2004
I nearly ran out of tissues watching it.Julie Ashton is smoking hot and the other babes are instant erection producers themselves.The Story is Typical porn fodder,but it is well worth the watch.Just don't think about it do it!For double the fun watch it with your girlfriend or significant other.You will be thanking me later!!!
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Star 90 (1990 Video)
8/10
Christy Canyon is a Big Buxom Orgasm Creator!
26 December 2003
I used to own this movie and it is an excellent starter for those who are exploring the world of porn for the first time.A legend in her prime,not too hardcore,but just enough to satisfy us pro's!I love this movie and it brings back fond memories,but the new girls in today's porn make me thank GOD that I am a man!!!
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Bully (2001)
7/10
Based on a true story.A bullied best friend has had enough of the so-called best friend's demeaning actions,assembles a motley crew of accomplices to kill him.
28 October 2002
The movie isn't great, but Bijou Phillips is completely naked so it is worth a look!The cast is very young but not totally inept.The story of an obnoxious bully who rapes his best friend's girl,makes his friend and others watch gay porn and is basically a loser who has no self-esteem and probably deserved what he got.
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
10/10
This Movie is SICK!!!!
15 February 2002
The line that Tarantino himself says,"Is there a sign in my yard that says,I want niggers' with their head blown off !"is just as great as this movie is!Natural born killers is awesome,but this movie may be even better!Everything about it is sick and un-politically correct.One of the 10 best of the 90's!
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