Written or directed by JJ Abrams under pseudonyms I must think... It's 2017 fool, we've known since just after Buck Rodgers and Flash Gordon that spaceships don't need to bank to turn in space... It's 2017 fool, space is a vacuum, we are all growed up now and we know that there is no sound in a vacuum... It's 2017 fool, we know very well that energy weapons don't have recoil... It's 2017 fool, you can't fix Murica's racial woes by being SUPER inclusive in your weirdly jarring vision of the future... It's 2017 fool, ALL of the good television is being made and broadcast OFF NETWORK. All you have done is kill a venerated franchise by writing 'Black List' level garbage and CGI'ing the living feck out of it and hoping we'll watch because all of the females in your future wear tight uniforms.
JarJar, you utterly ruined Star Trek with your vile comic book movies and you are now poisoning the small screen well for good measure. I hope you are satisfied and can now sail off into the sunset and retire in some Michael Bay type of kiddy fiddling fantasy land.
JarJar, you utterly ruined Star Trek with your vile comic book movies and you are now poisoning the small screen well for good measure. I hope you are satisfied and can now sail off into the sunset and retire in some Michael Bay type of kiddy fiddling fantasy land.
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