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Darkwing Duck: You Sweat Your Life (1991)
Dumb Villian
I like the concept of Herb being right beside Darkwing Duck/Drake Mallard and not knowing and also DW joining a gym with the Muddlefoots to catch the criminals. The villains are stupid and annoying. The henchmen randomly turn on the main villian at the end for know reason. Also, the main villain's plan to make an anti aging serum is fun but at the end, he takes extra batches of the serum with him. He never mentions it wearing off but he takes more anyway. What's the point!? The animation by Sunwoo is basically the same "gets the job done" quality that it does have usually. The episodes is overall fine/decent, is saved by the always amazing voice acting.
The Garfield Movie (2024)
Certainly a Garfield movie
This is basically an average, decent, nothing special movie for kids with "Garfield' attached to it. I say Garfield in quotes because it doesn't really feel like Garfield. Garfield going on a whole whirlwind adventure to steal milk or something isn't a thing that Garfield would do, not even the less lazy version of him from the Garfield TV shows. I'm basically extending this review so that way this review can be posted but I basically nothing else to say about this. I want to mention the marketing for this movie being insane. It's literally the only thing memorable about the movie and it's not even in the actual movie. Also, the animation is good but it looks like they animated it before they did the voice acting. Chris Pratt as Garfield is fine.
Ed, Edd n Eddy: Gimme Gimme Never Ed/My Fair Ed (2001)
Repetitive and Frustrating
I mostly wanted to complain about My Fair Ed but I might as well talk about the first segement.
"Gimme, Gimme..." while repetitive, is still funny and has a hilarious ending. 7/10
"My Fair Ed" is frustrating garbage and has Ed and Eddy at their worst. The plot revolves around Ed and Eddy being annoying and Edd trying to fix them whixh he does but it makes everything worse. The stupid twist ending reveals that Ed and Eddy knew all the horrible stuff they were doing was horrible. Edd appologizes to the other eds for trying to change them even though Kevin would've basically killed him if he'd didn't. Even worse, it's implied that he does. Garbage.
Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost (1999)
The Gang Solve A Bewitching Case Of Ghostly Deeds
This is what all scooby doo movies should be like. A simple, short and sweet mystery that isn't convoluted or contrived. Despite the movie being 63 minutes without the end credits, it basically feels like a special. Adding to that is the mystery seemingly being solved 40 minutes in. The last 15 or so minutes reveals the twist villain and has the witch's ghost (voiced brilliantly by Tress MacNeille) chasing after everyone. It's a fun sequence, though it makes the rest of the movies pacing feel very fast by comparison. Overall, this movie is great and is a must watch around Halloween for and fan of the meddling kids and their blasted dog.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Planet of the Turtleoids: Part 1 (1991)
Decent
This is a review for both parts, BTW.
I like the concept of a planet of turtle creatures that is explored way better than in "Planet Of The Turtles" from season 4 but I think it gets buried in a bunch of other side plots that aren't explored. I like Groundchuck and Dirtbag but I think them betraying Shredder should've come later. The two headed dragon that the Turtleoids are afraid of isn't introduced until the end of part 1 and it feels rushed. There's also a random sideplot of Shredder and Krang building a smaller technodrome as well as a robot called Chrome-Dome that gets so much focus in part 1 but is basically dropped in part 2 until the rushed ending. I think that they should've given each plot an equal amount of screen and script time instead of throwing everything at it because it's an hour long prime time special.
Wabbit: A Looney Tunes Production (2015)
Kinda, Sorta OK but only a little bit.
This was the first Looney Tunes show that premiered after 2011's THE LOONEY TUNES SHOW with had a mixed reception (I liked it though) and this basically set the precedent that the Looney Tunes franchise was dead. Ok, that's pretty dramatic but this show still is barely even good. First, the good stuff. The voice acting is good though Dee Baker's Daffy sounds off. Everything else about the show is mediocre. The animation looks lazy, stilted and cheap which causes the slapstick to not land. The character designs are also hideous and sometimes, the character personalities seem off . With episodes like "Pork In The Road", "Squeaks Upon a Star" and "Angelo The Mighty Flea", Bugs is an annoying idiot for no reason. Also, they have some completely pointless Bugs and Porky pairings that just don't work. So overall, this series was very mediocre and you should just watch Looney Tunes Cartoons on Max instead.
Darkwing Duck: Can't Bayou Love (1991)
Ok
This is my review of the "Darkwing Duck" episode, "Can't Bayou Love".
This episode revolves around Darkwing and Launchpad trying to stop Jambalaya Jake and his Crocodile, Gumbo, from stealing money from some bayou preservation fund for an unexplained reason.
This episode was ok. My main problem with it was that the villain's plan isn't actually explained and the villain himself isn't really that good, which is a problem that a lot of the rarely appearing villians have. Also, his stupid trap involving a burning elixir and Launchpad tied up with said elixir isn't actually explained in a way that makes sense. This villians most of the time have an idiotic timed death trap instead of killing the hero right away. On the plus side, this episode has some pretty good animation.
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
Better than the first (IMHO)
This one is just pure, unadulterated zaniness and stupidity, which I think was the right way to go. Since this is a sequel with most things already established, they don't have to worry about unimportant things like plot, character development, and/or things making sense. This is what I thought the first Gremlins was going to consist of, random gremlin antics, but that only took up a bit of the first because they had to develop a...story, GROSS!! I think that that Key and Peele sketch with the Gremlins 2 pitch meeting perfectly summarizes the randomness of this movie. This movie, 8/10.
SIDE NOTE: Phoebe Cates is hot.
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Booooooooooorrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnngggg!!!!!!!!!!
This is literally one of the most boring movies I've ever seen in my whole entire life. It has a stupid, boring, almost non existent story about politics and trade federation and stupid, boring as H-E-Double Hockey Sticks stuff that no one cares about. This doesn't feel like part 1 of the whole Skywalker saga, this is just filler garbage because they had to fill up three movies. Not to mention that the acting and dialogue is atrocious especially from the stupid little kid Anakin. This movie does have some positives including the "Duel of the Fates" scene, Ewan McGregor (who basically carried the entire prequel trilogy), Darth Maul's design and cool lightsaber moves and some of the effects look nice. Otherwise, this is a complete skip. Also, Jar-Jar Binks kinda sorta grew on me throughout the movie.
Modern Family: Hawaii (2010)
My Review
Gloria in a bikini alone makes this an amazing 10/10 of a classic. That was the whole review but I have to get this review to a specific number of characters so I'll just type random stuff that kind of correlates but not really. One of the people who created this show is called and named Christopher Lloyd but it's not the Back To The Future Doc Brown Christopher Lloyd but is an entirely different Christopher Lloyd. This is episode 23 and has the production code of 1ARG23 which means it was produced as episode 23 and is a follow up to Airplane 2010 which is episode 22 but has the production code of 1ARG19 which means that it was produced as episode 19!
Tiny Toon Adventures: The Looney Beginning (1989)
Good start to the series
There is a very interesting and fun concept but I think that the conflict with Montana Max stealing the scripts comes out of nowhere and is barely focused on. Buster and Babs creating the Tiny Toons universe (though confirmed by the creator, Tom Ruegger, via a Platypuscomix interview that it is non canon) is still fun and interesting and this episode also features some of the best animation from Kennedy Cartoons (Kennedy Cartoons is overhated IMHO) and great voice acting as usual from Charlie Adler, Tress MacNeille, Frank Welker, the late Joe Alaskey, the even later Don Messick and Jeff Bergman as Bugs Bunny. Overall 7/10.