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Valhalla Rising (2009)
bought the dvd 2 times
Mads as One Eye, is the movie that got me onto this uncompromising artist. People who are downvoting this meditation of a brutal time when a small group of Christian Norsemen who are persecuting the heathens of Scandinavian Scotland. Writer director, Nicolas Winding Refn's unblinking ability to show the dirge of it all earns a ten from me.
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
bought this on DVD
Story was pandering, looking to gain favor from the new fem crowd. Fine by me, regardless. Tom Hardy was all but absent from any meaning, regardless. What stood out was the production quality and sound editing. I can just listen to this movie play in the background or I can shut the volume off and just watch it with no commitment to the weak boot licking story.
Jupiter Ascending (2015)
An Ode To Mila
Your sanpaku eyeballs are so large that they appear to be planets.
You make the lamest movies "appear" to be deep.
Mila could wear any hair color and still breathtaking.
Your sanpaku eyeballs are so large that they appear to be planets.
Severed Ways: The Norse Discovery of America (2007)
Bought the dvd 4 times
Man you is total douche if your into metal and you down vote our brother who dared to make a movie while you played Ms. Pacman or dedicated your soul to the government funded Pornhub. Just shut up and watch a movie with a better soundtrack then any other. We got Old Mans Child, Dimmu, Burzum. You get a POV like understanding of 11th century Thorfinn Karlsefni's coming to North America.
Oh I get it; maybe it was the Helvetica font type announcing chapters that made you feel like that movies was some art house F#G sheeee. But have you noticed that since Tony Stone used that stylized trick that every ad agency and other movies have copped his style??? Yah, that's right, and while you where down voting this ballsy movie you where playing straight into Disney Corps hands. Severed Ways got slammed by your enslaving mainstream media and of course all you down voting cucks had to follow your leader. Douche.
Before you down vote think about what you are promoting, another marvel sequel? Or some pretentious movie that will make you appear to be intellectual.
Flesh of the Void (2017)
this needs to be a Behemoth video
Well made black and white blood and guts. This style of grainy film and jumpy editing with gore has lent its self to a danker feel. Why do we need to write so much for a review. Ok, i liked it, i suggest it for anyone who wants to watch a macabre film.
Mother! (2017)
Just skip to the end
Bad lighting, I mean noticeably bad lighting. Slow and "quirky". I hate quirky. Yet, there is a great story tucked away in the slow moving film with the most epic ending you would ever see in a award winning film.
Visions of Suffering (2006)
Nihilistic necros gone wild
When it rains the dreams arrive and the realization that blood sucking vamps get into your dreamscape and give visions of the worst suffering. Very believable story.
Begotten (1989)
cult classic
Don't worry you can handle this one. Think of it as one your latest music vids. If you think about it, Katy Perry videos are more extreme. To think that back in the day this was concidered the most extreme movie. Ha, time to get ready for what they have coming.