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8/10
A show when you have to just laugh at the funny acts SPOILERS
31 July 2007
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This show is just about finding the best talent.

This is how it goes. If the act is really good the judges don't press their buzzers. If the act is really bad the judges press their buzzers. There is funny acts such as Leonid the magnificent and Flippy the magnificent. There is good acts such as the yodeling girl and Butterscotch. For some acts one judge presses their buzzer. The first years winner was Bianca Ryan. Leonid is really creepy! Good acts and bad acts. Sometimes the bad acts make it through. Watch the show to find out the truth...

Sometimes good sometimes down right creepy.
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Surf's Up (2007)
10/10
Awesome penguin movie SPOILERS
22 July 2007
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This movie was a little better than Happy Feet.

It all begins when a 17 year penguin named Cody Mavrick wants to be a great surfer like Big Z. Cody has a big brother Glen that does not like surfing. Cody then goes to an island where a big surfing competition is being held. The lifeguard named Lani always saves a baby penguin called Arnold. Cody falls in love with Lani. Cody meets a chicken named Chicken Joe. They find out that Big Z is alive. Then the surf off starts. Its between Cody and Chicken Joe to win. Big z gives the little penguins surf boards Chicken Joe wins the surf off.

I loved this movie.

10/10
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9/10
A Very Nice Movie SPOILERS
22 July 2007
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This is a great children's' movie.

It all begins when a woman called Darling gets a puppy for Christmas. Darling calls the puppy Lady. The puppy has two friends named Jock and Trusty. The puppy meets two naughty Siamese cats that make a big mess and blame it on Lady. Then Lady's aunt puts a muzzle on her. Lady meets Tramp who she really likes. Lady and Tramp have spaghetti.

You will have to watch it to find out what happens next.

Anyways I liked this movie. This is definitely one of the great Disney movies ever. It is a classic that should watch.

9/10
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9/10
A Super Cute Movie SPOILERS
21 July 2007
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This movie is great I really enjoyed it.

This movie is about a cat mom named Dutchess and her 3 kittens.T Dutchess and the kittens love music.They have to practice the piano everyday.But the butler named Edgar tries to kidnap Dutchess and her kittens he tries to make them sleep. But he fails. Them Dutchess meets a cat named Thomas O Maily. Thomas falls in love with Dutchess. The cats break into song. With the song everybody wants to be a cat. Thomas gets to love music like the other cats. Thomas and Dutchess really like each other.

I loved this movie and i like the cats to!
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9/10
A good episode. {Minor Spoilers}
2 June 2007
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This is a fun episode of Spongebob Squarepants. I like Spongebob and I think it is very charming and this is one of the best episodes of Season 1. I laughed several times in these two segments.

In the first segment Spongebob and Patrick take Squidward jelly fishing after he is injured.

In the second segment Plankton tries to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula, and he meets Spongebob. This is a really good episode. I thoroughly enjoyed this and thought it was really cute. If you like cartoons, this is a good episode to watch. This is also one of the best Spongebob episodes. It is clean, charming fun.

9/10
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10/10
So good. SPOILER
1 April 2007
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This film is the second film ever. The Roundhay Garden Scene is the first film ever made but this is, well, the second film ever made. I like this better than the Roundhay Garden Scene. The Roundhay Garden scene was kind of, what you call, creepy. This film is not-so-much.

This two second film has no plot. There is traffic crossing a bridge that is apparently called Leeds. There is people walking on side-walks. There are a couple of carriages. One second is left. There are people riding horses. The people are still walking. The people are still riding. The people are still sitting in carriages. In two seconds the film is over.

This is the second film, and it shows, but this is a great film that never be forgotten. Well, maybe it will.

10/10
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9/10
Fun family film. SPOILERS
1 April 2007
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This is definitely one of the greatest family films to watch with your family. It has good humor, a good plot, and some heartwarming scenes. The dogs and cats in this movie are remarkable. I had no idea that a cat could be trained to do some of the things that Sassy did in this movie. It is amazing.

Three pets are left for an owner of a farm to take care of when the family is away. After a couple of days and the owners do not come back because it would take more time to get back to the farm than they thought the animals go on a journey to find home again. They encounter perils. Bears, waterfalls, and mountain lions. They are found by people. They are sent by to the pound. Their family finds that out. When they go to pick them out the animals break out to get home. The family goes back home. In the end the animals get back to their house.

This is one of the best live-action Disney films out there.

9/10
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Shrek (2001)
7/10
Great fun. SPOILERS
1 April 2007
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Although I do not think it is the best computer-animated film ever, it is still a nice film to watch. I actually think that it is a little overrated. Still, though, this is a fun film. The voice acting is good, and I like the humor and story.

Shrek is an ogre who lives alone in a forest. Then he meets an annoying donkey. Then his forest is overrun by mythical creatures. Lord Farquaad tells Shrek that if he rescues a princess named Fiona from a dragon he will get the creatures out of the forest. Shrek and Donkey go to a castle and rescue Fiona. They make their way towards Farquaad. Farquaad wishes to marry Fiona. Donkey then finds out that Fiona is an ogre at night. When they get back Farquaad almost marries Fiona but the wedding is stopped by Shrek and Donkey. Farquaad is then eaten by the dragon.

This is a good film, but it is not the greatest.

7/10
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8/10
The first existing film ever. SPOILERS
1 April 2007
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What were you expecting from the first surviving film ever, Citizen Kane? This is only two seconds, but in those two measly seconds contain some of the most groundbreaking material of all time. I will only give this film an eight, but trust me, if you can find this film watch it.

Basically these two seconds show a couple of people walking around for two seconds. They are basically doing nothing else. Just walking and walking until this short is over. There are a lot of scratches and a lot of white space on the reel but you can clearly see two people walking and two people sitting down. After those two seconds the film is over. It was quick, but it definitely left it's mark as the first film ever.

8/10
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8/10
A Fun Movie For The Family. SPOILERS
10 March 2007
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This is a fun and quirky computer-animated movie. There are some good laughs here and there and the animation is stunning, but it is not the best computer-animated movie out there, but it is fun.

A chicken thinks that the sky is falling. Nobody believes him. Then he finds out that the sky that fell was an alien space ship. Then he finds a little alien. The aliens invade Earth to get the little alien. Chicken Little and his father have to save the day. They get the little fuzzy alien back to his family, which turns out to be smaller than they actually expected.

This is a fun and nice film to watch. There is no problem with watching this. It will not waste your time, but it could have been better. This is one of the best computer-animated films of 2005, in fact this is probably is.

8/10
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9/10
The music makes it sad.SPOILER
17 February 2007
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Just saying the music makes it sad.

This episode is about Gary runs away because Spongebob forgets to feed him. The reason that Spongebob forgets to feed Gary is Spongebob wants to take a paddle ball contest. He has to hit the ball a lot of times in a row. So Spongebob forgets about Gary. When Spongebob notices Gary is gone Spongebob calls Patrick, But Patrick eats Gary's food. Then Spongebob tells Patrick to shake his belly to make the food have a noise. When Gary goes to a new city he finds another owner. The owner thinks Gary is a girl. His owner over feeds him. Then Spongebob puts up posters that say have you seen this snail. At the end Spongebob finds Gary.

This episode is not sad at all, but the music is the only reason this episode is even remotely sad.
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The Simpsons (1989– )
9/10
Great TV Show. SPOILERS
16 February 2007
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I love the Simpsons. I think every single person in my whole entire family just adores the Simpsons. My favorite episode in the Simpsons is King-Size Homer. My favorite character is Dr. Nick Riveria.

The Simpsons is one of the few cartoons in which someone actually dies. Maude dies, Bleeding Gums Murphy dies, and Hans Moleman constantly dies. Moleman is a peanut like man that always has mishaps and always dies. It is impossible not to love poor little Hans Moleman.

The Simpsons is about a family that lives in Springfield that constantly have realistic adventures and plot twists. The family members are named Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, and Grampa Simpson. There are actually some emotional and heartwarming episodes. The Simpsons is also one of the few cartoons that actually have sad endings. Mother Simpson has a sad ending.

The Simpsons is probably the funniest cartoon ever. The Simpsons is not meant for young children, though. It is made for adults, but older children will love it, too. People swear. This is a great cartoon, but sometimes it doesn't feel like a cartoon.
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10/10
The best episode ever.SPOILERS
14 February 2007
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This episode is by far the very best episode of Spongebob ever.

Bubblestand is about Spongebob and Patrick blowing bubbles. The bubble stand bubbles cost 25 cents. Squidward does not like that the bubbles cost 25 cents. Spongebob says you need to do a special moves to blow bubbles. Squidward does not do the special moves. Squidward doesn't make a perfect bubble. But then Squidward does the special moves. Squidward makes a perfect bubble. He floats away.

Ripped Pants is about Spongebob and Sandy go to the Goo Lagoon. Then Spongebob pretends to be other people in Bikini Bottom. Then Spongebob rips his pants. He becomes popular because of it. Then he pretends to drown and he becomes hated. Then he meets other losers on the beach. Then they sing a song.

This episode is great, and I loved the Ripped Pants song.
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9/10
Very cute. Very cute.SPOILER
13 February 2007
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This cartoon is really cute! Spongebob Squarepants is about a yellow sponge that lives in Bikini Bottom with his best friend Patrick Star. His friend that thinks he is a friend, Squidward.He also has a girlfriend, Sandy Cheeks.Spongebob has a job at the Krusty Krab.He is a fry cook.He also has a boss Mr Krabs. Mr Krabs has a daughter named Pearl. Spongebob has a pet snail named Gary. Plankton wants to steal the Krabby Patty formula. Plankton has a computer wife. When Plankton tries to steal the Krabby Patty formula he always get stepped on or flushed down the toilet.

This cartoon is super great.
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9/10
A great Christmas film.SPOILER
30 January 2007
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This film is a awesome family film.

This film is about The Griswold family.The film starts out like this.An animated Santa then he goes down the chimney.Thats the end of Santa.Then is The Griswold family in a car then they get stuck under a truck.Then they go to the woods and get a Christmas tree.They call the Christmas tree the Griswold Family Christmas tree.When they get home.They see a person with a chainsaw.And its a take-off on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.When they get inside they put up their Christmas tree.But then it falls threw the window.Then they try to put up their lights outside.But the lights wont turn on.But their neighbors have their lights working.And the lights have sound.And when they go to bed their hands are all sappy.When they wake up a squirrel jumps out of the Christmas tree!And their family turkey breaks.At the end everything goes back to normal.

This is a great Christmas film.
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9/10
A really silly film.SPOILER
29 January 2007
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I really like this film because it is a very funny family film from the popular television show.

This film is about Plankton stealing King Neptunes crown.And Plankton steals the secret Krabby Patty formula.Mindy and King Neptune send Spongebob and Patrick to Shell City to get King Neptunes crown back.And they take the patty mobile to Shell City.Unfortunately it gets stolen.Plankton takes over the town.And sells Krabby Pattys at the Chum Bucket.And he sells these bucket helmets the brain-wash and hypnotize people.When Spongebob and Patrick get back he sings the Goofy Goober song. And his magic guitar un -brain-wash people.

This is a great family film.
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9/10
A very cute monster film.SPOILER
28 January 2007
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I like this film the most of the monsters are cute! This film is about two monsters named Mike and Sully. They are both in a group of other monsters.Sully is the leader of the group. But this scary monster named Randell takes his place! But this little girl scares the whole town! Mike and Sully keep her and treat her like a daughter. Sully call's her Boo. Boo likes to draw pictures for Sully. But then they go in this door room. Mike,Sully and Boo go in one door. They meet this snow monster. That keeps giving Mike,Sully and Boo snow cones. Then they go home and somehow Boo gets home.

This is a great family film.
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Madagascar (2005)
9/10
A very funny film SPOILERS
28 January 2007
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I love this film because I love animals.

This film is about four animals that get out of the zoo by five crazy penguins. The animals names are Gloria, Alex, Marty, and Melman. They get stranded on the island that is called Madagascar. Alex does not like Madagascar and is left out by everyone. Then he goes completely and utterly wild and insane because he does not have his precious steak, or meat in general. He then saves Marty from wild animals. Then the penguins come back and rescue them. Little do they know is that the ship the penguins had ran out of gas. This is a very cute and very funny computer-animated movie.
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Beethoven (1992)
10/10
An enjoyable family movie SPOILERS
28 January 2007
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I love Beethoven, because I love dogs.

Beethoven is about a little girl who dreamed about a puppy and it came true!But the puppy grows up in to a big dog.A big, slobbering Saint Bernard. The father doesn't like Beethoven, and tries to get rid of him. Plus there's a evil veterinarian that wants to kill Beethoven. Unfortuanley the evil veterinarian puts fake blood on Beethoven and himself. Then the father wants to kill him for him attacking him. The veterinarian keeps Beethoven in a hideout where his cronies are about to perform tests on him. The father luckily saves the day. This is a lovable family movie that any dog-lover should enjoy.
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Finding Nemo (2003)
8/10
A very colorful film.SPOILERS
28 January 2007
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I love computer animated films. Most of them are good. This is one of the many films. This is an enjoyable, cute film.

A little fish named Nemo is taken by a boat and is taken to a Dentist's room. His father and a fish with Short-Term Memory Loss try to find him. Along the way they encounter turtles, angler-fish, jelly-fish, and whales. Nemo is going to become a present to a fish killer. He tries to escape with some other fish, but fails. His father and the fish named Dory eventually find him. This is a very cute little computer-animated film that a whole lot of children will enjoy, not to mention a whole lot of adults, too.
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9/10
A good family film SPOILERS
28 January 2007
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I really like this film. It was better than the first one.

This film is about a cat named Garfield and a cat named Prince. Prince and Garfield look alike.When Garfield's owner Jon follows his girlfriend named Liz to England where she has to deliver a speech Garfield comes and is swapped with Prince. Prince is a rich cat with a castle. Prince's butler can have the castle if something bad happens to Prince. He tries to get Prince but all of the animals in the castle stop him and Garfield comes back to Jon. Then Jon proposes to Liz. She accepts. This is a great family flick from the world's laziest cat, Garfield. Bill Murray does a great job as the cat and I think this is just a bit better than the original.
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Happy Feet (2006)
10/10
A very sweet film.SPOILERS
28 January 2007
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This film is awesome. I love penguins so this was a fantastic film for me. Mumble is cute.

This film is about a little penguin named Mumble.He can not sing like the other penguins, but he can dance. He is kicked out of his group. He then meets five short penguins. They have a leader named Lovelace. And he has a pop holder around his neck. Then Mumble is taken to a zoo by aliens, or in real life humans. The humans are taking the penguins' food. They like his ability to dance. Mumble somehow gets back to Antarctica and the humans track him down and follow him. All of the penguins dance and the humans are amazed. The humans stop the food shortage. I love this film and it is a great family movie.
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