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8/10
Really a good adaptation
2 June 2024
Warning: Spoilers
Overall, much better than Dune: Part 1. Most of the actors were well cast and they acted well. The visuals were fantastic and it really made the world come alive. Paul was believable and Jessica is perfect- really no complaints with the main actors, except Chani. Sadly, they ruined Chani's character. In the books, she is Paul's primary supporter and she grounds him. Here, Chani is abrasive and antagonizes him. It was extremely annoying watching this extremely important character be butchered by Zendaya. Hopefully she is redeemed in the next iteration, but even if she is, the film and series is hurt by this baffling direction.
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Bodkin (2024– )
6/10
Interesting, but some unlikeable
1 June 2024
Fascinating premise and generally well acted. It was pretty easy to stay interested and want to finish the series. The setting is a bit different, which is great. The only real problem I have is the female lead playing the "journalist"- she is incredibly unlikable, abrasive, and irritating. She is supposed to be some high level journalist, but has no idea how to interview someone and acts like she is military police or something. She also violates the law to do research and this is made to seem like it is just "tough journalism". She almost ruins the entire show. Hopefully if there are future seasons, she is not a part of it.
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Futurama: The Prince and the Product (2023)
Season 11, Episode 9
1/10
What was that?!
20 September 2023
I am sorry- I am a long time fan of futurama, but this was one was just terrible.

Not funny at all. Each "toy" vignette was annoying, irrelevant, predictable, and generally stupid. I found myself looking forward to the ending and not caring at all about the main plot.

Although the characters have been fairly one dimensional for a while now, they are now just caricatures of themselves whittled down to just a few dumb catchphrases.

It was a struggle to finish and in general makes me very worried for the future of the show. If they are this out of ideas, why bother to bring it back in the first place?
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Black Mirror: Beyond the Sea (2023)
Season 6, Episode 3
1/10
Dumb and not worthy of Black Mirror
18 June 2023
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What used to be one of my favorite shows for it's interesting stories, good writing, and believable (and usually smart) characters, is now one of my least favorite episodes I have seen on any show ever.

First, it makes zero sense at all. Send the real human to space, but leave the replicas on Earth? Why? The exact opposite is the only thing that makes sense.

Then, an astronaut stays in orbit after his family is slaughtered? No way.

Then, this same guy slaughters his partner's family for zero reason and with zero warning.

Obviously they forgot how to write for this show.

Shock value and violence plus random technology doesn't equal a good sci fi show.

So disappointed.
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Lightyear (2022)
3/10
Boring
17 June 2022
I saw this in the theater with my 6 year old. She fell asleep and I almost did too...boring, nonsensical, inconsistent, and worst of all, not funny. What was the point?

Should have been free to watch on Disney plus.
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The Book of Boba Fett (2021–2022)
5/10
Meh
1 May 2022
This show has some good moments, but man, it is so dull. Everyone moves in slow motion and acts in bizarre nonsensical ways. Is it a western? If so, it is a bad parody. Is it SciFi? Kind of, in a copy/paste sort pf way. Just too weak overall to be worth watching.
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Eternals (2021)
4/10
Boring and tedious
1 May 2022
I hate to say it, but I might be done with Marvel movies. Apart from Spiderman, every new movie or show seems to be seriously lacking. Very disappointing and it makes me think the future of marvel is mediocre. Wooden acting, pointless and completely illogical and unrealistic (even for a "super hero" movie). I just couldn't care about any of the characters or the plot.
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Moonfall (2022)
1/10
What??
1 May 2022
The biggest mystery is how they convinced any of the cast to show up. This was hot garbage. It wasn't even the normal type of Emmerich bad- it was bootleg made for TV in China by people who copy/pasted footage from movies. What a joke. Can I please get a refund of my $5.99 rental?
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1/10
Trash. Should not be advertised as a kids' show
17 March 2022
Why is this allowed in the "child and family" section? This is seriously inappropriate garbage.

Netflix trash strikes again. Satanic images and death being the focus is considered ok for little kids?
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Turning Red (2022)
2/10
Really boring and annoying
12 March 2022
Literally the very first Disney movie that all of my kids couldn't finish watching...not sure who the target audience is, but there is minimal broad appeal, zero humor, and nothing much happening at all.

Sad excuse for a Disney film.
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3/10
Bloated and stupid
2 January 2022
I watched this in preparation to see the new Spider-Man movie...and wow, this was awful.

About 45 mins too long, incredibly stupid dialogue and plot points. No one acts like a normal human would in almost any situation. The writers and the director must have an incredibly low opinion of human kind if this is how they think people act.

I regret that I had to pay $4 to rent this.
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1/10
Miserable trash
30 October 2021
What the hell? I cannot understand what is wrong with film studios. Trash film after trash film.

Unfortunately casting as well as a stupid overall film.
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Foundation (2021– )
3/10
Stupid and boring
30 October 2021
Offensive to even call it "foundation."

This show is tedious. The show is lacking focus. The show is nothing like the book.

But, if you want woke in space, then sure.

Trash and a serious waste of potential.
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Dune (2021)
6/10
It could have been so much better
23 October 2021
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I really wanted to love this movie. Dune is my favorite Sci-fi novel and this movie is beautiful (to watch). BUT, the writing misses so much. There was so much subtlety that was missed. The entire point about stillsuit discipline and the massive importance of water is given lip service, but then ignored repeatedly. The whole introduction of Paul into the freman society was poorly done (we didn't seem to care at all about killing Jamis- no "giving water to the dead").

Dune is about layers and subtlety and intrigue and this movie bare scratched the surface. If it was for the amazing cinematography and awesome feel to the movie I would have given it a 5, which breaks my heart as I have been looking forward to this movie for 2 years.
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1/10
This movie is devastatingly awful. The 10s are almost all fake!
18 July 2021
It is rare for a movie to be so offensively bad that it actually damages the culture of a nation, but congrats space jam, you have achieved lows beyond my lowest expectations.

If I could give it zero stars I would.

Despicable.

P. S. Why is it that 99/100 of the 10 star reviews have only reviewed that movie? Super fake attempt by "someone" to improve the rating on here!
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Elementary: The Price of Admission (2019)
Season 7, Episode 3
10/10
Cool any time coins are part of a show
3 November 2020
Interesting episode- especially with the artifacts and coins scene. As a numismatic fan I like any time coins come up!
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The Twilight Zone (2019–2020)
3/10
Weak
3 November 2020
It tried soooo hard to capture the feel o the original and ended up feeling like an amateur student film trying to copy the style of something better. Wooden and unentertaining in every episode. Sad because I was genuinely excited about this as a huge fan of the original
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Star Trek: Picard (2020–2023)
4/10
Not worth it
3 November 2020
I really wanted to like it- I even made it about 3/4 though the episodes, but I just couldn't make myself finish it. Unbelievably boring and cheesy.
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3/10
Worst Spider-Man yet
3 November 2020
No idea how anyone would rate this highly...so predictable, terrible music, dumb plot.
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2/10
Not a kids movie
3 November 2020
This movie is dark, disturbing, and honestly kind of offensive. Filled throughout with horrifying images , this is not a kids movie. Trash.
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Mulan (2020)
1/10
So stupid
3 November 2020
This movie is utterly unbearable. The fake Chinese mysticism, the ridiculous story, and the horrible acting all make this one of the worst movies I have seen all year.
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The Witches (2020)
2/10
Why?!
3 November 2020
Casting, acting, pacing, all wrong. Another ruined movie. Chris Rock is terrible.

The only reason it got 2 stars was that it had some good songs.
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1/10
Offensive
11 October 2020
While most episodes are just "not good" - this one is actively offensive.

Is goofy a Buddhist now? Why is this being shoved into kids faces? "Guru goofy" should have resulted in this show being cancelled.

Unreal.
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