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The Batman (2022)
Worse than matrix
1.5 hour filmed stretched painfully over what felt like 5.
The bat mobile looks like something the A_team knocked up on a Sunday afternoon trapped in a scrap yard.
I rekon I could have filled in this skinny batman.
Whole movie shot in dim lighting.
Soooooo boring.
Over the top horror film music in scenes that lead to nothing
Storyline straight as a die, no surprises and on and on and on it went.
I can only assume this review section is full of bots.
The car chase scene was absolutely diabolical.
The budget for this movie was low, nothing happens that wasn't shot on a normal camera, no CGI no FX.
When the lights went up in the cinema I could feel the pain and dispair in the air, an absolute snooze fest.
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
Blue pill
Watched the original movie once in 1999 and all I remembered was alot if men in orchestrated slapping scenes.
I watched 2 and 3 at the cinema in what seems a lifetime ago and remember saying they wasn't great.
So into the forth movie and I literally couldn't remember the plot or what the matrix even was and this strategy back fired and then some.
So, I ended up watching a series of events on screen that I just couldn't fathom, nothing made any sense to me and I didn't know what anyone was talking about most of the time.
In summary, much psyco babble tripe. Good looking movie but ultimately wtf just happened.
Closing; i text my mate after "did you enjoy the 4th matrix" he replied "that was the second one wasn't it". It's fair to say we are not matrix biggest fans, make sure you watch the boxset before you go if your a casual like us.
Dopesick (2021)
Extremely slow and predictable
Extremely slow and predictable
Looks great in 4k though but my god it's slow and stretched out.
Extremely slow and predictable.
Extremely slow and predictable
Looks great in 4k though but my god it's slow and stretched out.
Extremely slow and predictable.
The Many Saints of Newark (2021)
Turned off after 20 minutes
Too many characters with no depth, felt confused and story boring. Stuck free guy in instead 🤠
Britney vs Spears (2021)
I'm watching this right now
I am so bored, if it wasn't for my misses I would go and play warzone. So boring.
Things Heard & Seen (2021)
Too many loose ends then it ends
Seemed like a good film but went on to long and ended abruptly, very abruptly.......
Coming 2 America (2021)
Felt like 3 hours
Just went on and on, turned off with just ten minutes to go having dragged myself through and hour and 20.
Some genuinely funny moments can't save the Disney acting and plot.
The Little Things (2021)
Actors saved it
Worth a watch, marmite ending. Strong cast, didn't feel short changed.
Minder: Minder on the Orient Express (1985)
The cherry one cake
This is the pinnacle , you've reached the top ma' san. Awesome script and as funny as ever. I've saved this for 20 years and today the the stars aligned with er' in doors popping art wiv the sprog, so I took my chance. The look on my boat race at the end was priceless 😜 10/10
Ad Astra (2019)
Is Tommy Lee still spinning?
The slowest mist uncomfortable death in history , that's what you got tommy
The Last Thing He Wanted (2020)
Netflix rushed content
Rushed content to forfill the billion subscribers empty mouths. Terrible from start to finish