Ah! My Goddess: Bad Goddess The Anime Video Comic (TV Series)

Marller Gets a Spinoff: Blame It on Brodsky (2017)

Velsper the Housecat: Welsper The Demon Child

Quotes 

• Doctor What : What do you think Keiichi the Spineless?

  Keiichi the Spineless : Hmm... well, given that I'm from a completely different time period, it would stand to reason that I would have to adopt a fake identity to get a job anyways as I could be deemed as an illegal immigrant.

  Mara Marller : Oh, Keiichi... I'll let you in on a little secret... a little birdie told me you sound just like a voice actor named Matt Caplan.

  Keiichi the Spineless : Matt Caplan? Really? That's a silly name. What kind of work has he done?

  Sayoko Mishima : When we visited the 1960s, did you by chance get to hear a Beatles song called Across the Universe?

  Keiichi the Spineless : Matt Caplan WROTE ACROSS THE UNIVERSE? REALLY?

  Mara Marller : Uh... yeah... sure, totally, until some piece of shit named John Lennon stole all the credit for it.

  Sayoko Mishima : Marller! Don't tell him that! It was obviously Yoko Ono who stole all the credit for that beautiful Matt Caplan song.

  Doctor What : Keiichi the Spineless, don't listen to these womens' lying bullshit. They're just messing with your head for laughs. John Lennon wrote that song. Matt Caplan just had a small part in the movie adaptation. It was like a blatant ripoff of Milos Forman's Hair and Baz Luhrmann's Mouline Rouge, except that it took place in the 1960s and used Beatles songs instead of writing it's own original music.

  Keiichi the Spineless : So? We just did a crossover episode of HAIR... all we did was play cover versions of 1960s music, and an endless cavalcade of photoshop cameo stars.

  Doctor What : No, that was a film mashup. That's not the same thing. Fan Fiction is the perfect place to get away with that sort of thing.

  Mara Marller : Look, we're going off subject. All who are in favor of hacking into the voice acting careers of Karen Neil, Alyssa Brodsky, and Matt Caplan, say "I".

  Doctor What : Hey, what about Welsper?

  Welsper The Demon Child : Yeah, what about Welsper? I don't have a fucking voice actor to fall back on because Hiroaki Goda never cast me in the original anime series. Which is nobody's fault, really. If nobody loves Welsper... I understand.

  Mara Marller : Oh, Welsper, how could anybody not love you? You've practically been our breakout star ever since you've joined the show.

  Welsper The Demon Child : Yeah, yeah, yeah... just leave me out of this episode. Good luck with your voice acting careers.

  Sayoko Mishima : Okay, let's get started.

• Sayoko Mishima : WOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! YOU ACTUALLY CAME THROUGH FOR ME AND SCORED ME A JOB ON POKEMON!

  Mara Marller : FUCK YEAH, MAN... AND THE BEST PART IS... IT ONLY PLAYS IN SOUTH KOREA WHERE NONE OF OUR FRIENDS WILL EVER SEE IT. SCORE!

  Doctor What : Surprise Everybody! The TARDIS is finished!

  Sayoko Mishima : Wait, what? But we just got a job on american dubbed South Korean Pokemon... and we didn't even have to suck anyone's dick to get it.

  Mara Marller : Yeah, man, I thought you said it was going to take at least a month to fix the TARDIS.

  Doctor What : That's just it. I completely fucking forgot that the TARDIS was a time machine. I could just travel back in time and save you all the trouble of working a dayjob once the TARDIS was repaired! Isn't that Super Awesome!

  Mara Marller : But... but... our dreams of Pokemon superstardom in South Korea... do we really have to go now?

  Doctor What : Oh, guys... don't worry, I got you covered. I just came from an alternate dimension where your South Korean Pokemon show was completed and got you a copy on Region Free BluRay.

  Sayoko Mishima : Oh My God! Really! That's Spectacular! I get to be a star without putting any of the actual work in! THANK YOU, DOCTOR WHAT!

  Welsper The Demon Child : Yeah, but... we don't have a BluRay Player on the TARDIS. Doctor What only has an old dusty BetaMax player.

  Doctor What : Oh yeah... I forgot about that.

  Mara Marller : I fucking hate you, Doctor What. I fucking hate you so fucking bad right now. Fuck you, you Stupid, Fucking, Pussy, Hand Me Down, Asshole, Wannabee Public Access Time Lord!

  Sayoko Mishima : Well... that's okay Marller... at least we'll be famous in another dimension.