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The edge of wetness
lor_16 May 2018
I couldn't resist coughing up that old title used by Steve Allen - it's well over 50 years ago, in his TV show spoof vignettes making fun of Soap Operas (e.g., "The Edge of Night").

I'm referring to this bottom-of-the-barrel Brit Porn compilation of urination content, which was dumped inauspiciously on the American market a decade back retitled "Golden Shower Girls 2". It's only conceivable value apart from helping fill some landfill is to help re-educate a naive young Porn Public that supports the stream of Squirting DVDs flooding the market (I sure ran that level of pun into the ground).

So a large contingent of familiar Brit Porn gals chatter in thick accents and then let loose on the pavement or unfortunate floorboards a torrent of urine, giggling as they contemplate getting paid for it by the honchos at Britain's obscure MSS Interactive label. Other than one scene where the lady delivers what resembles a yellow river of liquid, their likely Evian-consumption-induced emissions look very much like that odd (but lucrative) contemporary practice of squirting.

I'd be curious when "Squirting" officially made its video debut, perhaps near the turn of the 21st Century as heavy hitters like Cytherea and Jada Fire were about to make the scene. Back in the day of theatrical porn, it was a kinky fetish we called Golden Showers, with no WWF/WWE-style "let's pretend" to confuse the gimmick with that mysterious female ejaculation that results not in fountains of fluid but merely Wet Panties syndrome.

The gals here range from a young brunette/pre-boob job Paige Ashley to bombastically built types like Michelle B and Caroline de Lys. Production value is nonexistent, as the actresses merely let it go on practical, usually grimy, locations, with some poor stagehand left to clean up the mess. For entertainment purposes there is lesbian sex included as well with various dildos employed, and unlike current practice the girls do not pee on each other but rather merely show off -humiliation (as seen in countless German porn of both ancient and more recent vintage) is not part of the equation.
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