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Let's Play Doctor (2015)
More doctor advdentures
These skits about sex with lady doctors and nurses are okay, if a bit old hat.
Kendra Lust working for Brazzers is a plus for the label, since she brings more than the requisite big boobs to the party. She's paired with another zaftig brunette Rachel Starr for a threesome with Keiran Lee.
Johnny Sins overstays his welcome, as the featured stud in four of the other five segments.
The Kissing Booth (2018)
Yawn times three
Three Stills & Mills vignettes headed nowhere in a hurry.
It's from their very first label, Web Young, meaning jail-bait as far as the eye can see.
Title scene is a fake, featuring a brief scene of a Kissing Booth for charity in flashback. It's all-girl action, with Tiffany Watson coaxed into a threesome. Flashback has fleeting images of Abella Danger and (face not even shown) Luna Star, who oddly earn screen credits.
In-joke scene has two students working on papers, with lesbian books (including ones written by producer Bree Mills, and the discussion includes mention of her fictional evil megalomaniac society named Mantis. The girls -Carter Cruise and Whitney Wright take time out for sex, casting aphrodisiacal magic spells they find in an old book.
Wright returns as another character in that threesome with Tiffany. Final scene has Jane Wilde and Kristen Scott fighting about a borrowed dress, and immediately segueing to makeup sex.
Three website subscribers are credited on screen for these less than lame story ideas -the inmates taking over the porno asylum.
Jenna Haze: Nymphomaniac (2009)
Big star; weak feature
Gazzman tapped perhaps America's top porn talent of this early 21st Century era, Jenna Haze, for his spotlight series for the Brit label Harmony Films, and result is weak tea.
Besides interstitial footage between XXX scenes, her presence seems minor, as other gals like Tori Black and Kristina Rose are more impressive.
The Ultimate Package (2019)
Three massage scenes go nowhere in this Stills & Mills compilation of Fantasy Massage, but properly titled would be Not So Hot Massage.
It's all-girl action, with bosomy Quinn Wilde phoning for an outcall massage, ordering up the "ultimate package'. That simply means sex, and import Rina Ellis obliges.
Similarly Serena Blair comically plays hard to get when Ayumi Anime gives her a sexual rubdown, the gimmick being Anime's unfamiliarity with the English language, making it hard to make her stop. And pretty Lily Rader servicing plain jane Samantha Hayes is pure filler.
Pure Desire Vol. 6 (2018)
Dreamy but phony
Four scenes of cornball romance make up this Erotica X release aimed squarely at the Couples market.
Karlee Grey is DVD cover girl, and it's a bit hokey when her boyfriend (rejected by daddy for her) climbs in her window for a quickie.
Highlight is a lesbian scene for superstar MILFs Kendra Lust and Cherie DeVille, obviously a must-see for their fanbase.
Pure corn is Chad White and Adria making love with flowers and rose petals strewn all over the bed and floor. And the Mick Blue/Eliza Ibarra sex scene is nearly all-sex with perfunctory voice-over setting the stage.
Fathers & Daughters Vol. 2 (2018)
Facile and unconvincing
Jacky St. James' script for this incest feature needed a few more rewrites, but she shot it as is, and we have a phony movie.
I wasn't too surprised during the BTS short subject when Chanel Preston described her character incorrectly as a stepdaughter who has sex with her dad. In the actual film, before making love her father figure Steve Holmes (go-to actor these days for "old guy with a big cock" roles reminds her he isn't her step-dad but just a longtime family friend and lover, which came off as a dumb non sequitur when watching the main movie.
She plays a therapist for Marcus London, a guy who has the hots for his stepdaughter Gia Paige (svelte here before her recent big body transformation in porn). Of course they get it on at a reunion suggested by less than scrupulously ethical Chanel before fadeout, shot at the "Immoral Proposal" mansion.
Coincidentally (and completely unbelievably), Gia's rommate at the mansion blonde Dolly Leigh has an incestuous affair with her stepdad Ryan Driller. Aidra Fox is thrown into the mix as London's sexy secretary.
This nonsense is played straight, but just an exercise in milking the endlessly popular fauxcest genre.
Lesbian Beauties 8 (2012)
Top-notch acting and direction
Dana Vespoli's IR vignettes hit the spot in this astute collection of involving short stories.
Best is a tale of Maggie St. Michaels as a leading actress past her prime, now reduced to rejecting offers of TV commercial assignments from her agent. She rarely even leaves her bed, with personal assistant Skin Diamond handling all her errands and household duties.
It is Skin who brings her back to vitality, in a sensual Sapphic sex scene that is seamlessly directed and performed -hence maximum viewer involvement.
Other scenes are less powerful, but solid nonetheless. Vespoli appears as a co-worker trying to help frazzled Celeste Star in her early days at an ad agency. Celeste is about to quit under the pressure, but her boss Jade Nacole invites her home and straightens the girl out with lesbo action.
Sinn Sage is her dominant self in a love bout with Misty Stone, and Sam Ryan gets some loving from her masseuse Leilani Leeane
Cherry Cheeks (1993)
Peter North stars in and wistfully narrates this uneventful VHS feature, a simple and simple-minded tale about one of porn's favorite themes: infidelity.
North is living on the couch at his buddy Marc Wallice's place and ends up humping Marc's randy wife Kaitlyn Ashley (pre-boob job KA).
Gimmick is that Wallice keeps cheating on his wife and bragging about it, but is clueless to the fact that she's guilty of same.
Art of Massage (2019)
Three sex vignettes from Bree Mills have Curious Judas replacing Barrett Blade at the helm, without significant improvement. Switch is that three masseurs are at work here, though one of them, Ryan Driller, is credited sloppily as "the masseuse".
Elena Koshka receives a creampie and Sarah Vandella ovedoes an act of diva-like brusqueness and rudeness. Bailey Brooke with a big butt receives pampering from Ryan Driller.
Just You and Me (2010)
Pointless all-girl sex by Brad
The obvious knock on Brad Armstrong is that he, like perhaps only Axel Braun in recent decades, is given something of a blank check and a wealth of talent for any Wicked Pictures project, which can result in a good movie or just mediocrity.
This lesbian-sex exercise falls into the mediocre camp, little more than a feature-length music video approach to porn. There are a couple of solos, including lovely Mia Presley, but in essence this is merely glamorized generic porn.
Third swing at this topic's the charm for Missa X, a very stimulating incest romp with unbeatable MILF front line of Alexis Fawx and Cherie DeVille.
The two popular blonde ladies share the cock of Fawx's step-son Tyler Nixon, whose acting ability is a significant contributor to the success of this farce-like notion. DeVille plays a masseuse and their goal is "extracting" the you-know-what from the young kid.
Energetic but dumb
This Missa X series takes the title catch-phrase (used to describe some young stud) and in this case has actresses Lyra Law and Adria Rae go hyper as they abuse Robby Echo.
All three are adults, but intentionally play everything childishly, not in a kiddie porn way but just in a silly way. It's hardly "Bugsy Malone" time, but the effect is a bit unsettling.
It's no spoiler to note that incest and a creampie climax are inevitable in the Missa X universe.
Young Harlots: In Detention (2008)
Early series entry with a nice cast
Gazzman tapped some A-list American talent (Brianna Love, Daisy Marie) for this edition of his Harmony Films hit jailbait series.
It's no different from the dozens of other releases about "Young Harlots", decked out in their plaid schoolgirl costumes to have mainly anal sex with the usual crew of teachers, i.e.., Tony DeSergio, Olivier Sanchez and Clarke Kent.
Regina Lee impresses in an obligatory gang-bang scene while the talented Annette Schwarz and Jasmine Webb provide a threesome.
There's a bit more dialog than usual in between the XXX outbursts, thanks to a scholarly looking bearded NonSex actor who adds a bit of class to the show.
Bonus scene presents busty Charley Chase, interviewed and masturbating.
Sex on Set (2009)
All-sex, plays like a stills photo shoot
Laurent Sky has been still photographer on countless porn shoots, latterly directing a lot for labels. Here he's directing an A-list feature for Wicked, but it seems like just a still photography section of a BTS.
Wicked contract stars Mikayla and Alektra Blue are featured, alongside other lovelies, all posing and looking at the camera on the same boring studio set. Studs come over to service them, and that's all she wrote.
Generic porn like this hasn't killed off Wicked but it sure hasn't helped it regain its mantle (of decades back) as one of porn's Top 2 labels.
Fine plot twists, worthy of a mainstream feature
Veteran writer-director James Avalon fashions one of the best Penthouse Video features in this XXX counterpart to the dark comedy genre best known in Danny DeVito's classic "The War of the Roses".
It's no parody, but original in the treatment of a failing marriage where both wife Ann Marie Rios and husband Eric Masterson decide to hire a hitman to kill their spouse.
Without spoiling the inventive twists of narrative, suffice it to say that neither one realizes the ramification of their decision, and that other characters, seemingly innocent, are also up to no good.
The sex scenes are hot, particularly by the legend Roxanne Hall who uses a guy dressed in a Bunny costume for target practice (using paint balls), he being played in sex mode by Niko and for stunts in costume by Seth Gamble.
Definitely a winner, so much better than Penthouse's hundreds of assembly-line vignette porn releases.
W is for worthless
Jessica Drake has four famous porn studs tells us about their careers and what they do to sexually please the women (in the thousands) who they have sex with in this massive Wicked Pictures waste of time.
In addition, Evan Stone, Steven St. Croix and Sean Michaels also hump three ladies and thank the heavens, the fourth man Ron Jeremy confines himself to banal, self-serving verbiage.
Quality short stories by Stormy
These four vignettes show Stormy Daniels in a different mode: stylish short stories rather than her usual salute to traditional Hollywood genre features.
She stars in the final one - a classic. Done entirely in pantomime, it has a prim & proper, rather plain styled Stormy heading to Room 1524 in a hotel, having a stiff drink, and then transforming from a matronly look to a glamorous, overly made-up beauty in sexy lingerie.
She waits for a stud to show up, and it's Steven St. Croix, silently humping her and delivering his trademark fountain of a money shot. Vignette ends with Stormy handing an envelope with the Franklins in it to a bellboy to take to the desk for safekeeping, envelope marked 1524. All ln a night's work for a prostitute, but presented in sleek style.
The other segments tend toward comedy, beginning with beautiful Katie St. Ives' tedious day as a masseuse, the regular (massage therapist kind) with customers including film's cameraman Jake Jacobs and no hanky panky. But when ethnic stud Karlo Karrera shows up late in the afternoon, Katie gets all gussied up and humps him in acrobatic positions.
More overtly humorous, and reflecting the DVD's title, we have Bailey Blue running her company, saving on payroll by hiring ex-cons. She also has sex, depicted in a funny montage of guys' crotches as they zip up their zippers upon leaving her office, including a cameo by Jack Vegas -a regular in Stormy's film crews. Finally Brendon Miller (Stormy's husband) shows up and Bailey lets her partner in the business Lyla Storm join in on the fun in a strong threesome.
The other vignette plays like something out of Brazzers' asembly-line: three Boy Band fans (Juelz Ventura, Casey Calvert and Mischa Brooks) comically sneak in to see their heroes and have a gonzo orgy with them. This scene has an amateurish music video performance (with awful choreography) in it featuring Xander Corvus, Michael Vegas (who also is in the Bailey/Lyla scene) and Tommy Pistol -porn-parody junk.
Quirky 2-parter has its moments
A group of religious lesbians en route to a retreat make a wrong turn, have car trouble and end up stranded in the tiny town oF Weavertown in this oddball 2-part feature from Girlfriends Films.
One element I appreciated is a very rare screen credit for Candi-Girl, a butch crew member on many a Girlfriends shoot, who doesn't get notice due to the company's absurd policy of hardly ever listing the crew. (Recently they've been giving Serene Siren director credit on the packaging, if not on screen.)
Candi-Girl plays a surly auto mechanic, first seen giving the girls a scolding rather than helping them stranded on the highway and later reappearing as Ariel X's girlfriend.
Stranded women are led by Torri Secret, who is romanced by blonde jail-bait Kimber Lace in a couple of kinky scenes. Kimber appears to be step-daughter and lover of Nica Noelle, latter credited under her acting monicker Sydni Ellis and likely NOT the director this time out.
In Part 1 the gals do not reach their religious destination, and are unfaithful to their religious tenets, preferring to engage in hot Sapphic sex. Especially guilty of this is Kelly Leigh, bedding down first with Nica and later with Ariel. Also along for the ride is cute redhead Trinity Post, a favorite member of Nica's troupe over at Sweetheart Video.
Girls in White 2011 4 (2011)
After the ball is over
The 2011 lesbian debutantes have had their coming out ball, and humped various older women. This final segment shows what happened next.
Most interesting is the final vignette starring Julia Ann. She is terrific at projecting perversity and general nastiness while remaining her dear, lovely self (on the outside),
A girl she met in conjunction with the ball (Sarah Shevon, uncredited due to NonSex role), brings her two young beauties in cheerleader costumes, apparently a misunderstanding caused by an idle randy suggestion Julia made. She humiliates all three of them, ending up humping innocent Jessie Andrews, who mainly stays in character (passive & submissive) until the usual knowledgable sex technique for the last half of the lengthy XXX action. The other girl I identified as Layla Rivera, also uncredited.
India Summer, who hosted the grand ball, is similarly sinister as she forces some strong sex on the perenially ditzy Dana DeArmond. Dana gets to use a strap-on dildo here.
Domination is the overriding theme throughout this 3-hour show. Sam Ryan as university official is amazingly sarcastic as she gives lovely Riley Evans a hard time when the girl has the temerity to ask for special treatment to allow her sister to be admitted to U. of Thornhill. For this and also the sin of not applying to become one of the Girls in White (she didn't because her parents don't approve of lesbianism) she is punished with forced sex by Sam, but of course the kid ends up loving it.
Kinkiest scene has Cindy and Maggie St. Michaels sipping wine and bragging about their sexual conquests, awaiting the arrival of one of the Girls in White: Black actress Evanni Solei. They then enjoy bossing her around, leading to a no holes/holds barred lesbian threesome, with Cindy donning her handy strap-on.
Unfinished Business (2011)
Brad lays an egg, with a very poor parody
The genre of '80s youth films, particularly Tom Cruise's hit "Risky Business" is stupidly spoofed by no less than Brad Armstrong in this Wicked Pictures flop.
In the BTS on the DVD Brad is proud of his production having been shot on location, which I identified as the Linda Vista Community Hospital, a frequently used porn location. It turns out to be the feature's only interesting element.
Kris Slater stars as a college kid who ends up becoming a successful pimp when his old friend Kirsten Price (the Wicked contract star of the project) shows up with fellow hookers Alektra Blue and Misty Stone, setting up shop in Kris's dorm that turn it into a brothel for students.
School dean Randy Spears gets wind of this, but when hookers Kirsten and Asa Akira (that contract superstar, slumming here in a minor role) service Spears in his office he's happily satisfied with the situation.
So it goes, with Brad's poor screenplay never credible as it celebrates sex workers and their profession, perhaps porno's corniest and most self-serving theme. An orgy in the library wastes a number of big names (Madison Ivy, Vicki Chase, etc.) and a final comical BDSM bit starring uncredited Briana Blair and Chad Diamond is merely stupid.
Nadir of the film is an amateurish imitation of the classic Tom Cruise dance bit in his BVDs from the original movie, but with Kirsten playing Cruise and Bob Seger replaced by some dreadful music.
Twisted Passions 14 (2015)
Perfunctory reboot of the series
In the previous (#13) episode of this Girlfriends Films series, none of the vignettes took place at the notorious Lamoyne Hotel. Now this 14th edition of the saga goes back to basics, with every scene taking place at the landmark site in a seedy neighborhood of Thornhill.
Femme bartenders are the thread tying the show together. Georgia Jones is dressed in a man's suit as she serves beers to Mindi Mink and Mink's entourage, answering their inquiries regarding the lesbian prostitution activities taking place.
Padding the show's 3-hour running time is a scene of Mink and pal Prinzzess plus Mink's daughter and a couple of femme friends, all discussing nothing, before Prinzzess is assigned prostitute Chanel Preston for a thorough session of Sapphic sex and Mink gets to sample Georgia's wares, as Jones is not merely a cocktail shaker at the Lemoyne. The 3 extras at Mink's table get no credit (and no sex), and I couldn't identify any of them.
Following this pattern, the second half of the show has Veruca James tending the hotel bar. She hooks up prostitute Valentina Nappi with customer Nikki Daniels (making for a quality XXX scene), and then chats with Nikki's innocent daughter Shyla Jennings before making Shyla a lot less innocent. Of course, porn fans know (and love) Shyla for her innumerable XXX performances, yet each time on screen she manages to seem fresh as a daisy.
Daddy, It Hurts II (2017)
Ganging up on daddy
Missa X trots out one of her favorite stagings, bunk beds for sisters Adriana Chechik and Kissa Sins, in this variation on a solo vignette she shot with Allie Summers in the lead.
Chechik cannot achieve an orgasm when she tries to masturbate, so she heads downstairs to get stepfather Johnny Sins to help. He adamantly refuses but with enough cajoling and the help of Kissa a threesome ensues.
This is a more straghtforward porn vignette than the previous solo pov camera approach, but satisfyng for incest genre fans.
Daddy, It Hurts (2016)
Cute little Allie
Introduced sleeping with her oversize teddybear, Allie Summers is divine jail-bait, unable to masturbate properly, so she seeks the asssistance of her step-dad.
This is standard Missa X pov-camera porn, brought to life by actress Summers' relentlessly appealing solo performance. It's not as hardcore as usual, but does deliver the inevitable creampie finish.
Maggie Green shines
In this edition of Whitney Wright/Missa X's series we have porn's premiere plus-size performer Maggie Green proving she can act. Usually relegated to gonzo or fetish assignments, she handles a ton of dialog with great sklll, and is up to the task in the XXX footage too.
She and Penny Pax relate past experiences, including Maggie having had incestuous sex with her step-son Chad White. Penny suggests a son-swap, with her son Jake Adams offered up to Maggie's tender embrace.
It's quality porn and a variation on the swapping theme.
Nica cast the Stax brothers in this feature, and lead player Mason Lear (a bottom) gets to have sex with each bro. That's about it for this Icon Male feature.
An extraneous sex scene with a different cast ends the DVD, as Pierce Paris takes it in the rear from Michael DelRay, latter complaining about girl trouble and easily seduced.