Rise of the Zombie Dolls (2018) User Reviews

lol wow...

[Foreverisacastironmess123 · 2/10 · 22 August 2023]

This is astonishingly poor and bad to watch, I mean it's just a bunch of guys yelling random crap at each other in the woods while terribly pretending to fend off ridiculous dolls that don't move but growl like monsters and have been lamely hung from tree branches,, and these are just cheap dime store dolls not even ones that are at least made up to look scary, it's so laughable, I think the effect whenever you see blood splatters might be even worse than the birds in Birdemic! This is embarrassing to watch I don't know how someone could seriously put this together In probably less than a weekend, call it a movie and put it out there for the world to see, urg, count the damn scenes where the guys will go off into the woods while awkwardly talking nonsense it's so amateurish, imagine the most painful ad-libbing ever! The only 'actor' I kind of liked was the tall skinny guy in the red shirt because he was mildly enthusiastic, I don't know how he did it! I guess I gave it a two because it made me laugh a few times just because of the sheer ineptitude? Yep, you um, you definitely don't need to be rushing out to see this one as it's a true monstrosity of a picture. And most aptly indeed the last words spoken in the movie are "it's terrible!" 👎

That is my gold

[nogodnomasters · 1/10 · 20 January 2018]

Two guys go camping in the Doll Forrest while two guys are there with a map looking for gold. Apparently the dolls come to life, but don't move much other than a rare special effect. The bulk of the film are guys shooting guns at the dolls and each other without any bullets. They shoot dolls at point blank range and the dolls don't move. Terrible acting and dialogue. Junk film. Less than Ed Wood quality. This is the reason why direct to DVD films should be outlawed. Makes fun of people who stutter.

The good news is that you can get a hacker's punch at 48 minutes, but I doubt if you will watch that long.

Guide: f-word. No sex or nudity

Ludicrously bad

[Leofwine_draca · 1/10 · 15 January 2018]

RISE OF THE ZOMBIE DOLLS is without a doubt one of the worst indie films I've ever seen, a production with no redeeming values whatsoever and a quality so poor as to be virtually unwatchable. The plot sees a pair of camping buddies heading out into the woods, where they're attacked by the titular zombie dolls. They're just dolls that don't move, by the way, as there are no FX in this (the budget is too low for that). The slow-motion action sequence in which the guys are shooting at the dolls is one of the worst I've ever witnessed.