The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Hofstadter Insufficiency (2013)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Your boyfriend's kinda... Sheldon.
Amy Farrah Fowler : And your husband is extremely Howard; what's your point?
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : To the advancement of science.
Amy Farrah Fowler : And to the sick and dying who make it possible.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : This is fun, we never really get to talk shop with Penny around. We usually just end up talking about boys.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Which is fine, but it's nice to mix it up with a little intellectual conversation.
Waiter : From the two gentlemen at the bar.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, my gosh, boys bought us drinks, boys bought us drinks. Thank you, thank you, thank you so much.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Be cool.
Amy Farrah Fowler : You be cool. Guys are hitting on us, and not just to get to Penny.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You're right. Thank you.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Good night.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Mm-hmm. It was rather flattering to have strangers send us drinks.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yeah, that felt nice.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Maybe tomorrow morning we put on some hot pants and see if we can score us some free omelettes.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : So, hypothetically, if, if we were to have gone with them, which one would you have picked?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I think I would have gone with the short one with the goofy haircut.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, good, 'cause I liked the tall thin one. He seemed intelligent, kind of a loner, maybe a little sexually inexperienced, like I'd have to teach him a thing or two.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Not my guy. I caught him staring at my rack. It'd be nice to be with a man who wants to know what's underneath my cardigan. FYI, it's another cardigan.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Your short sexed-up guy kind of sounds like Howard.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Your brainy virgin kind of sounds like Sheldon.
Bernadette Rostenkowski , Amy Farrah Fowler : [Both realized they described the other woman's guy. Both say...] Good night.