Scandal (TV Series)

Hunting Season (2012)

Brenda Song: Alissa

Quotes 

• Alissa : [barging in to his apartment]  You are coming back to work, because if I have to fetch Jane Powell another Chinese chicken salad with no crunchies, with no chicken, and dressing on the side, I am going to scream.

  David Rosen : You miss me.

  Alissa : I miss your lunch order, because it's simple and because Jane is a horrible human being, who may, in fact, be the pinnacle of everything that's wrong with the American judicial system, and who's telling everyone who'll listen that you went totally bonkers, by the way. So keep that in mind when...

  [noticing his evidence wall] 

  Alissa : Oh, David.

  David Rosen : Look, I know it seems like I've gone...

  Alissa : ...all "Beautiful Mind?" David!

  David Rosen : I can't go back 'til I figure it out - how I lost this trial, and how Olivia Pope made it happen.

  Alissa : [sighs heavily]  You can walk me through it. Once! If you shave... and put on pants.

  David Rosen : [turning to one of his walls]  Okay, so hear me out...

  Alissa : Pants!