Emmanuel (George Davidson) is a Nigerian hitman. He eventually recruits Samuel (Leo U. Che) to help carry out Government assassinations on orders given to him by a contractor (GuGu E. Michaels, also writer/director and a guy who owes me $2.00) through a woman (Akeyno) who gives him the "Mission Impossible" speech because a tape recorder was beyond the budget.
The accent made film watching nearly impossible. The film moved at a slow awkward pace with character build up arranging from none to poor. Emmanuel works out and manages to do one push-up before the camera cuts away and then we get to see him do that same push up again. The skip a scene technique is not wasted as we see Emmanuel on top of an escalator and then the scene jumps to the bottom. All this so he can bump into a guy and stab him. Sometime he works out so he can drop poison into a glass.
The choreographed Samuel training gives the FF button a real work out, and I felt as tired after it as I was watching the one push up over and over. This is a film that one minute into it, I could tell I wouldn't like it and begged God for it to either get better or my DVD player to break. No luck. Complete hell.
Parental Guide: F-bomb. Brief sex. No nudity. The biggest groan was that this was originally called "Chapter One" and paves the way for a sequel, one that can't possibly be worse.
The accent made film watching nearly impossible. The film moved at a slow awkward pace with character build up arranging from none to poor. Emmanuel works out and manages to do one push-up before the camera cuts away and then we get to see him do that same push up again. The skip a scene technique is not wasted as we see Emmanuel on top of an escalator and then the scene jumps to the bottom. All this so he can bump into a guy and stab him. Sometime he works out so he can drop poison into a glass.
The choreographed Samuel training gives the FF button a real work out, and I felt as tired after it as I was watching the one push up over and over. This is a film that one minute into it, I could tell I wouldn't like it and begged God for it to either get better or my DVD player to break. No luck. Complete hell.
Parental Guide: F-bomb. Brief sex. No nudity. The biggest groan was that this was originally called "Chapter One" and paves the way for a sequel, one that can't possibly be worse.