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3/10
A cheap and desperate affair that is both ugly on the inside and the outside
daniel-mannouch4 May 2020
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Well, this was crap. Should be noted that I hate horror comedies and daytime tv alike, so I was of course entering a world of hurt with Kill Keith. However, the marketing I found to be interesting and I got it into my head I was receiving a film that at its worst could be a laughable failure. To my surprise, though previous experiences with British horror comedy should have prepared me, I was witness to some of the most misanthropic drek i have ever seen. Aimless cynicism combined with cheap production value, this material would not be out of place on the 1:00am slot on BBC Three back in 2005.

Kill Keith lacks any control over it's tone. Black and broad comedy don't mix and Kill Keith falls into that common trap lesser satires on celebrity media fall into, in that becomes exactly the kind of obnoxious fluff that it beheld. However, since they got the actual personalities in for this one, I doubt any real commentary on its subject matter was ever going to be in the cards. I think the goal more, apart from exploiting what little star power it's cast had, was, actually i think that was the only goal. Everything else after the fact I guess was just a matter of money and self respect.

The events of Kill Keith slip my mind even as i review this film, but what i recall is that the film is a poorly constructed series of lame murder set pieces and cut away gags that would make Seth Mcfarlane cringe. If it's not the film's cinematography looking like Strongbow running down a dog's eye, it's the lazily written characters and the diatribe dialogue. Comedy is subjective, but just look at the trailer. It doesn't get any better. The only good joke i found was the one on me for buying this piece of crap.

It's bad enough when you encounter a film that's trying too hard to be smarter than you, it's another thing to find a film that thinks it knows more about life than you do. But then again, i'm not a fan of horror comedies so this is probably just navel gazing on my part. However, it is easy to get distracted with a film such as this, cause like most contemporary British comedy features it seems, Kill Keith is merely a bunch of tangents strung together with the most feckless of set-ups. A flicker of invention here and there, but too little to mention. No way I can recommend something that seems to be enthralled with its own idleness.
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2/10
Abysmal, completely misfiring mess
STAR RATING: ***** Saturday Night **** Friday Night *** Friday Morning ** Sunday Night * Monday Morning

Danny (Marc Pickering) has got a new job at a television studio- as a lowly studio hand and tea boy, but has dreams of working his way up to the top, and getting his dream girl Dawn (Susannah Fielding). But her co presenter, the arrogant, egotistical Cliff (David Easter) wants to firmly keep him in his place, even though he's on the verge of losing his job and being replaced. His possible replacements include Joe Pesquale, Tony Blackburn...and Keith Chegwin! Meanwhile, a breakfast presenter serial killer is on the loose.

Although he is indeed recognised as a household name around the country and still gets some recognition from the public, Keith Chegwin remains a public figure whose finest work I would be unable to know. Still, he is the focus of this off the wall little piece that is aiming for somewhere high but misfires somewhere quite far off the deep end.

It's obvious what the makers of this were aiming for, an ironic, post modern comedy horror, with Keith 'Cheggers' Chegwin as the dastardly villain. The result, sadly, is an embarrassingly amateurish, low budget effort, that gets steadily more cack handed the more it goes on. It completely forgets the whole 'Cheggers-as-a-serial-killer' schtick and concentrates on a slushy, melodramatic 'will they, won't they' love plot between the two main characters.

But this aside, the film is cheap looking, boring, unfunny, not as smart as it thinks it is and just a low budget monstrosity. *
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7/10
Kill Keith
CreaturewiththeatombrainUK12 November 2011
Kill Keith is the directorial debut from Andy Thompson. It isn't a big budget blockbuster, and its creators are well aware of this, they don't try to push the film beyond its financial limits and the result is a crisp, well polished production.

Kill Keith is a slasher/horror comedy, and besides a few cheap, cringe worthy jokes, the humour is lighthearted and clever. The facetious, cheesy dialogue walks a thin line but is delivered flawlessly by the main cast. The celebrities in the film, which are well known UK presenters, including Joe Pasquale, Russell Grant, Tony Blackburn and of course, Keith Chegwin, all gave surprisingly good performances and played their parts for free. Watch out for Brian 'The Vampire' Stokes (Stephen Chance) who is brilliantly funny throughout the film.

This movie isn't going to be for everyone. The scripting around Tony Blackburn's alter ego is not as strong and doesn't have the witty edge of the other characters. Also, at times, it drags slightly, it's easy to forget that people are getting killed due to the heavy focus on the romantic comedy between Danny and Dawn. However, overall the film is an enjoyable watch, and its fun.
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8/10
An audacious, achingly asinine, TV Star Slaying horror spoof!
Weirdling_Wolf7 June 2021
To a certain rarefied demographic, the idea of having beloved kids TV icon and all-round good Chegg Keith 'Cheggers' Chegwin star in a Chegg smashing, daytime TV trashing, 'Cheggers slays Pap' type of celebrity baiting satire is inspired, and just might find favour with any B-Movie maniacs who are currently oblivious to the UK's most ironic and sublimely chronic television personality, as this gory satire is so deliciously silly, and so unrepentantly absurd, that the clumsily titled 'Kill Keith' might, perhaps, introduce the altogether baffled, non-UK viewer into the iconoclastic inanity of pint-sized, sadistically re-invented, munchkin-voiced maniac Keith Chegwin!

Perhaps, to fully appreciate the broad, blood-slathered slapstick that 'Kill Keith' so zealously utilizes requires that the viewer suspend heroic levels of disbelief, otherwise the frequently unsubtle sitcom, pseudo-slasher shenanigans might finally prove to be a trifle tiresome. 'Kill Keith' is a fitfully amusing satire that might have been more successful as a more condensed 45-minute version, as the whimsical premise of an ostensibly squeaky clean TV personality caught in the murderous midst of a 'Breakfast Cereal Killer' death frenzy, sadly, was a little too 'over-Chegged' for my tastes, but if taken as a 'so-bad-it's-good' type of majestic misfire 'Kill Keith' is certainly not without misguided merit, not least being the likeable, agreeably frothy performances by luscious Susannah Fielding and delightfully nerdy Marc Pickering, both expressing a benign, wide-eyed ingenuousness that goes some way to ground the gallivanting, Grand Guignol ghastliness that surrounds them both.

Keeping expectations low and perhaps maintaining one's blood alcohol levels somewhat higher than usual, I am fairly certain that any seriously warped, morbidly muesli masticating, B-Movie masochist will no doubt boggle most appreciatively at director Andy Thompson's Chegg-winning 'Kill Keith', an audacious, achingly asinine, TV Star Slaying spoof, wherein the films entirely ludicrous conceit is forcibly stretched to breaking point and far beyond all shred of cogency, but, frankly, it is the single-minded unwillingness of the filmmakers to dilute their gloriously absurd vision with an iota of credibility that finally won me over, and national treasure Joe Pasquale's rigorous cameo effortlessly steals the show!
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6/10
Kind of a refreshing bit of Comedy with some bits of gore.
Thrill_KillZ26 March 2012
Well first off not being from the UK I didn't recognize most of their actual real life celebrities that were used in the film so I had a sort of outsider view to it. As usual whenever I see a comedy horror title I'm definitely watching it no matter what the subject manner is. It's a good lazy afternoon film with a few moments of great humor and of coarse with it's low budget a good helping of cheese. One thing to NOT expect is a lot of bloody violence as it delves into the romcom area for 3/4 of the way but even with that said it still manages to entertain the viewer for a good bit of the run time due to the over the top characters and the total and complete lack of seriousness. This won't be winning any awards but like I mentioned before It's not a bad way to burn 90 minutes when your schedule is empty and you're just sitting around. The main character Danny isn't a bad chap to watch bungling around & it was amusing to see his little romantic crush with the female anchor Dawn develop throughout the film. Also I didn't check the time remaining so it can't be that horrible for a viewer to sit through. I wouldn't go out of my way to recommend it but at the same time I don't condemn it either so I'll give it a 6/10 what the hell,right.
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7/10
Loved It
Mrssmiff1 July 2012
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Thought I would give this film a go, as I love a bit of horror-comedy and am familiar with most of the British cast. Kill Keith, for me, had plenty laugh-out-loud moments and surprisingly good acting from all the cast, especially the celebrities playing themselves and I thought Keith Chegwin did a great job.

My only criticism is the whole Tony Blackburn thing, not sure why the whole alter-ego thing was going on...

Unfortunately for non British viewers, this might not be to everyone's taste but for those of us who will "get" the whole GMTV premise and the in-jokes, its well worth the watch.
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7/10
Better than I expected - Surprisingly well acted
Being laid up with a bad back, I thought I'd while away the hours catching up on some particularly low rated Comedy films. IMDb rates this as a 3.4, the same as 'Jack and Jill' Wow, what a difference that should be! Whilst the crassness is similar between the 2 films, the unexpectedly quality of the acting here ensured that I was fully awake throughout this movie and I found it entertaining enough to try and set the record straight on IMDb. Compared to the other film in my Tramadol induced semi-coma, this should rate a 7, although extra points are awarded for not spending loads of cash and getting celebs out of their comfort zone. Excellent effort Cheggers!
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6/10
Why wasn't Biggins cast?.....
FlashCallahan18 August 2012
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Keith Chegwin is a household name and an all round entertainer and has lived with us via our TV screens on Swap Shop as kids through to GMTV as parents.

He is a national treasure.

Hidden away in a damp dark and blood stain cellar is a figure in the dark. He sits through the small hours torturing himself watching Swap Shop on fast forward over and over again.

Cheggers Plays Pop posters decorate the cellar walls. The stranger moves slowly around his memorabilia filled shrine; terrifying equipment of torture fill the cellar together with several slabs of dead meat hanging from meat hooks.

In the corner a man is bound and gagged in a cage being subjected to archive TV clips of Keith Chegwin...

First off, yes it's a bad film. It's not funny in the slightest and the big twist in the movie, which has been ruined by several on here, isn't as shocking as it would like to be, but blimey Charlie, it had me entertained right up to the last minute.

The film is more centred around the tea boy, who has a crush on one of the presenters, and aspires to be a presenter himself. The two leads are okay, and have chemistry, but whenever Chegwin, Pasquale, or Grant are on the screen, it's a riot.

It's The Boys In Blue for people who can't remember Saturday night TV when shows like The X Factor and Britains Got Talent didn't exist. For the rest of us, it's a little bit nostalgic, but in the cheesy don't let anyone know way.

So all in all, it's a bad movie,but I had a lot of fun watching it.
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