Glee (TV Series)

Special Education (2010)

Heather Elizabeth Morris: Brittany S. Pierce

Quotes 

• Brittany Pierce : I'm paralyzed with fear. I've been here since 2nd period. I really really have to pee.

• Artie Abrams : Just tell me why you would cheat on me.

  Brittany Pierce : I don't know. Why would I cheat on you? Is this, like, a Mad Lib or something?

  Artie Abrams : You cheated on me with Mike. You admitted it to me in the green room.

  Brittany Pierce : When?

  Artie Abrams : When I was accusing you of adultery.

  Brittany Pierce : What does that have to do with me cheating?

  Artie Abrams : Adultery means cheating.

  Brittany Pierce : I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt. I didn't cheat on you. I did something much worse. I lost your magic comb. I don't know what happened. I had it in my pocket. And then I went to motocross practice, and then when I left, it was gone. That's why I've been avoiding you. I was so ashamed. That magic comb was our only chance of winning, the only thing keeping me from totally screwing it up. I didn't want to let you down, Artie.

  Artie Abrams : That wasn't a magic comb. I just found it on the floor and ran into you on the way to tossing it in the trash.

  Brittany Pierce : And you let me comb my hair with it?

• Santana Lopez : Where's Puck? I haven't seen him since yesterday, and I need him to get me a churro.

  Mercedes Jones : My guess is he'd rather quit Glee Club than lose sectionals, and I can't blame him. Our set's gonna be real light on the Mercedes.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : I'm telling you, if the Warblers win sectionals, it's only because we gave them Kurt. We should not clap.

  Brittany Pierce : If we lose, we should throw possums.

• Artie Abrams : What are you afraid of? You're gonna be featured at sectionals. You should be happy.

  Brittany Pierce : I can't handle the pressure. I know I'm more talented than all of you; Britney Spears taught me that. It's just, I can't have whether we win or lose on my shoulders.

  Artie Abrams : B-but we all know you can do it.

  Brittany Pierce : And I know that I can't. Just like I know that cricket that reads to me at night is totally stealing my jewelry.