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2/10
Closets: Now what exactly did I do to deserve that
Platypuschow20 May 2019
There is quite the story behind the creation of Closets (Otherwise known as Hunting Evil) and none of it is good.

You see the movie was created in 2010 but didn't get a proper release until late 2018. Why? A host of reasons by the looks of it and I get the impression that the alternate title was an attempt to disguise everything that happened. The film is so bad that the director has disowned it and the one single notable cast member Corbin Bernsen publicly slated those behind the camera.

It's a supernatural tale about a ghost hunter who goes to prison after a demon encounter goes wrong, to make matters worse he then loses his family and goes on a mission to track the creature and exact revenge.

The lead is terrible, a bargain basement William Shatner who stunk up every scene. The sfx are outstandingly bad, the plot is rather mediocre and honestly Closets really has nothing going for it at all.

It's just so bad across the board and I'm not even remotely surprised that folks have distanced themselves from it. Considering they had almost a decade to tweak it there really is no excuse for this absolute monstrosity of a film.

Beyond the movie it gets worse when you realize the cover art has nothing to do with the movie and the only other review on IMDB is a relative of the lead man and several other cast members. Doubt me? Check the name and then check the cast, today's word is Rethaber.

Hop, skip, jump, SPRINT away from this mess.

The Good:

Nothing springs to mind

The Bad:

Some really poor sfx

Characters ageing/or lack of is moronic

Dishonest cover

An all round mess
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1/10
Another seven years
nogodnomasters8 January 2018
Warning: Spoilers
Jonas Littleton, having lost his family to a ghost demoness because of some pact he wasn't sure he made, becomes a ghost buster searching for the demoness in haunted closets across the west, not exactly knowing what he would do if he found her again. Our demoness looks like Jason in a dress and speaks with a voice distorter.

The acting was as unbelievably MST bad as was the script. No reason to watch this one.

Parental Guide: No F-bombs, sex, or nudity. Just Jason in a dress.
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10/10
Definitely creepy
krethaber1 May 2019
Love the story line and the ghost is super creepy. It's a great late night watch it in the dark kinda of movie.
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