Flight Attendants (2009 Video) User Reviews

Kacey Jordan is Gorgeous!

[vg-69057 · 8/10 · 10 August 2018]

This review only covers the Kacey Jordan and Eric John BJ scene.

Kacey (Anita) gets horny on long flights so she goes to the control tower to get some before her departure. The lucky recipient is Eric John and in this case he gets head from Kacey. Her stewardess uniform remains on and his black shirt and pants come off as Kacey does a wonderful job coaxing him to a climax. She sucks and strokes his load into her mouth after 5 and a half minutes of action. Not sure if she swallowed as the camera cut after she showed the cum in her mouth.

Needless to say a job well done by Kacey Jordan.

Relentlessly unfunny plus mechanical sex scenes

[lor_ · 16 October 2019]

Kayden Kross gets top billing in this lousy porn comedy from that parody meister Will Ryder, but she only gets down at the very end of the boring 3-hour DVD, humping an over-the-hill Evan Stone.

A certain irony exists in that a decade later Kayden has emerged as perhaps Adult Cinema's most stylish and innovative current director, certainly not because she learned anything from director Ryder.

Will, who uses his name Jeff Mullen on many of the credits, shoots the junker with hot lighting that makes it look like a TV sitcom, but his sense of humor does not reach that level. Instead we have endless gags and stupid dialog with the dozens of would-be yocks turning out to be groaners.

It's about two rival airlines, with their sexy stewardesses having sex in between the comedy shtick routines. Acting is poor and even talented sex performers like Hillary Scott (unrecognizable with dark hair) and Sunny Lane deadly dull in their f*cking and s*cking routines.

The only laugh I got was the packaging, that promises 9 hours of footage (ugh!!), accomplished by a second disk including never-ending BTS filler and the usual pompous self-interviews by Mullen and his partner in crime, producer/stylist Scott David.