Flight Attendants (2009)

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Director:

Will Ryder

Stars:

Kayden Kross, Hillary Scott, Teagan Presley

2 wins & 11 nominations.

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Kayden Kross	...	Flight Attendant Kelly
Hillary Scott	...	Flight Attendant Jenny
Teagan Presley	...	Flight Attendant Brandy
Sunny Lane	...	Trans Continental Attendant Wendy
Eva Angelina	...	Trans Continental Attendant Lisa
Shyla Stylez	...	Flight Attendant Janet
Misty Stone	...	Flight Attendant LaCretia Jenkins
Kacey Jordan	...	Flight Attendant Trainee Anita
Lexi Love	...	Flight Attendant Trainee Julie
Michelle Maylene	...	Flight Attendant Michelle
Randy Spears	...	1st Officer Morrow
Evan Stone	...	Captain John Madden
James Bartholet	...	Terrance - Gay Attendant
Eric John	...	Air Traffic Controller Steve McCroskey
Steve Crest	...	Pilot / Administrator (as Jack Lawrence)

Storyline

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Plot Keywords:

nudity | female nudity | female frontal nudity | female rear nudity | sex | 

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Genres:

Adult | Comedy

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Certificate:

X

User Reviews

Relentlessly unfunny plus mechanical sex scenes

Kayden Kross gets top billing in this lousy porn comedy from that parody meister Will Ryder, but she only gets down at the very end of the boring 3-hour DVD, humping an over-the-hill Evan Stone.

A certain irony exists in that a decade later Kayden has emerged as perhaps Adult Cinema's most stylish and innovative current director, certainly not because she learned anything from director Ryder.

Will, who uses his name Jeff Mullen on many of the credits, shoots the junker with hot lighting that makes it look like a TV sitcom, but his sense of humor does not reach that level. Instead we have endless gags and stupid dialog with the dozens of would-be yocks turning out to be groaners.

It's about two rival airlines, with their sexy stewardesses having sex in between the comedy shtick routines. Acting is poor and even talented sex performers like Hillary Scott (unrecognizable with dark hair) and Sunny Lane deadly dull in their f*cking and s*cking routines.

The only laugh I got was the packaging, that promises 9 hours of footage (ugh!!), accomplished by a second disk including never-ending BTS filler and the usual pompous self-interviews by Mullen and his partner in crime, producer/stylist Scott David.

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

12 October 2009 (USA)

Also Known As:

Not Airplane XXX: Flight Attendants

Company Credits

Production Co:

All Media Play

Technical Specs

Runtime:

186 min

Color:

Color