Glee (TV Series)

Sectionals (2009)

Kevin McHale: Artie Abrams

Quotes 

• Rachel Berry : Hey, guys. Did any of you think it was weird the way that Puck rushed to Quinn's aid during rehearsals yesterday?

  [flashback; in the choir room, Quinn falls to the floor, and both Finn and Puck kneel down beside her] 

  Finn Hudson : Is it the baby? Is it coming?

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Think we're supposed to get hot towels.

  Quinn Fabray : Would you both just shut up? There's, like, sweat on the floor. I slipped, okay? I'm fine.

  [return to real time] 

  Mercedes Jones : [sharing an awkward look with the others]  No...

  Artie Abrams : I mean, he likes her. I mean, they're friends. We all know that.

  Rachel Berry : Yeah, but it seemed like more than that. I've never told you guys this before, but I'm a little psychic. I can't read minds or anything yet, but I do have a sixth sense. Something is definitely going on there.

• Donna Landries : Those Jane Addams girls, I'll be damned if I didn't apportion hundreds of thousands of taxpayers' dollars to that school so they can parade their behinds around like a bunch of hoochie hos.

  Candace Dystra : The McKinley group was good, but didn't seem all that rehearsed, but I liked their energy.

  Rod Remington : Well, I have to admit I have a soft spot for the Rolling Stones. I was at Altamont Speedway in '69. I actually saw that guy get stabbed. Can't get that image out of my noggin to this day.

  Donna Landries : I seriously don't know what either one of you are talking about. I have never been so bored. I mean, if I had to pick a group that I hated the least...

  Artie Abrams : [listening through the door with a glass to his ear]  It doesn't sound good, guys.

• Artie Abrams : I bet we get stuck with Mr. Sinacori as our sectionals advisor.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : Ugh, the creepy math teacher?

  Kurt Hummel : He's always singing when he walks down the halls.