Kingdom (TV Series)

Episode #3.2 (2009)

Stephen Fry: Peter Kingdom

Quotes 

• [a complicated pattern of crop circles has appeared in Geraldine's field. She is standing on a ladder to get a better view of it] 

  Geraldine : I can't seem to get high enough.

  Peter Kingdom : Ah, well, therein lies the fatal flaw of our anonymous artist's masterpiece.

  Lyle Anderson : Sorry?

  Peter Kingdom : We're in Norfolk, Lyle. The flattest place in Britain. A place where wearing high heels gives an uncomfortable sensation of vertigo. How on earth is one supposed to admire this wonderful crop cirle without at least a hill from which to see it?