Farmer Geraldine Merrick suspects vandalism when crop circles appear in her wheatfield and plans to harvest immediately but widowed ufologist Terry is convinced it is the work of aliens and a site of scientific interest, requesting Peter to stop her. Geraldine calms down when sci-fi fans pay to camp in her field but Peter suspects that Terry's neglected young son and Terry's rivals in the pub quiz know more than they claim. Lyle wins the day for an eccentric old couple whose sour-faced daughter feels they should be put in a home,thanks to an eccentric judge, but finds himself falling for rival solicitor Emily. Written by
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[a complicated pattern of crop circles has appeared in Geraldine's field. She is standing on a ladder to get a better view of it
I can't seem to get high enough.
Ah, well, therein lies the fatal flaw of our anonymous artist's masterpiece.
We're in Norfolk, Lyle. The flattest place in Britain. A place where wearing high heels gives an uncomfortable sensation of vertigo. How on earth is one supposed to admire this wonderful crop cirle without at least a hill from which to see it?
References Mork & Mindy