Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried as Black AdultSun, Jan 23, 2011The court ruled a white teen who stabbed a classmate to death will face the jury as a 300-pound black man.7.4/10 (8)Rate
Town's Teen-Pregnancy Spike Due to One Impressive YouthWed, Feb 23, 2011In local news from Pennington, IL, a handsome teen who owns his own truck is responsible for over half of new pregnancies.Rate
Al Qaeda Attacks Internet with Photo of Adorable PigletThu, Feb 24, 2011Essential services are crippled when the Al Qaeda targets the United States with a photo of an adorable piglet wear boots.Rate
Panel Of Caged Average Americans Weigh In On EconomySun, Mar 20, 2011The most reliable caged Americans in cable news give their trenchant, homespun insight into current events.Rate
Today Now! Interviews the 5-Year-Old Screenwriter of 'Fast Five'Wed, Apr 27, 2011Add a plot7.4/10 (9)Rate
Top-ratedMissing Teen's Friends Go on TV to Plead for Her Release, Gossip About Ugly ClassmatesMon, May 16, 2011Two teens visit Today Now! in the hopes of finding their kidnapped friend and letting her know that their classmate is totally knocked up.8.8/10 (30)Rate
In the Know: Report: Economy Failing Because U.S Built on Ancient Indian Burial GroundsMon, May 30, 2011Add a plotRate
Millions Irrationally Feared Dead in Minor Train AccidentTue, Jul 12, 2011After a small train derailment in Delaware, Americans all across the nation are senselessly fearing for their loved ones' lives.Rate
In the Know: Should Adults Be Allowed to Bring Kids to R-Rated Movies Where We Masturbate?Mon, Jul 18, 2011Add a plot5.1/10 (14)Rate
Top-ratedAutistic Reporter, Michael Falk, Enchanted by Prison's Rigid RoutineMon, Nov 21, 2011Add a plot8.6/10 (18)Rate