Report: American Schools Trail Behind World in Aptitude of Child SoldiersMon, Jan 7, 2008Add a plotRate
In the Know: Are We Giving the Robots That Run Our Society Too Much Power?Wed, Jan 9, 2008Add a plotRate
Top-ratedMean Automakers Dash Hope for Flying CarsWed, Jan 16, 2008Onion News Network anchor Brandon Armstrong argues passionately for the existence of flying cars.8.4/10 (6)Rate
Breaking News: Series of Concentric Circles Emanating from Glowing Red DotWed, Jan 23, 2008Experts are still trying to determine the effect of the concentric circles on the long squiggly green objects located in the blue area.Rate
Child Bankrupts Make-a-Wish Foundation with Wish for Unlimited WishesDec 2007The Make-A-Wish Foundation is being driven into bankruptcy by a child who wished for unlimited wishes.Rate
In the Know: New Iraqi Law Requires Waiting Period for Suicide Vest PurchasesWed, Feb 6, 2008Add a plotRate
Online Dating Helping Pathetic Woman Get Their Hopes Crushed More EfficientlyMon, Feb 11, 2008Add a plotRate
Top-rated'Gays Too Precious to Risk in Combat'Sun, Feb 24, 2008With military recruitment down, and the need for soldiers greater than ever, some say its time for the military to change its policy of barring homosexuals from enlisting.8.8/10 (9)Rate
Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys to HospitalMon, Mar 10, 2008Add a plot8.2/10 (10)Rate
9/11 Conspiracy Theories 'Ridiculous,' Al Qaeda SaysMon, Mar 31, 2008An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda.Rate
Historic 'Blockbuster' Store Offers Glimpse of How Movies were Rented in the PastMon, Apr 14, 2008Add a plotRate
Human Head Found in HamburgerTue, Apr 15, 2008An Albany, New York man was surprised to find a human head in his Double Whopper at a local Burger King.7.9/10 (8)Rate
Congress Debates Merits of New CatchphraseWed, Apr 16, 2008Rep. William Cummings (D-VA) defends his use of the slang word "pronk" as a legitimate catchphrase.Rate
Wildly Popular 'Iron Man' Trailer to Be Adapted into Full-Length FilmMon, Apr 21, 2008Add a plot7.9/10 (11)Rate
Top-ratedNHL Star Called Up to Big Leagues to Play for NFL TeamMon, Apr 28, 2008The Miami Dolphins have drafted NHL star Alexander Ovechkin, making his dream to play professional sports a reality.8.4/10 (6)Rate
Top-ratedGenetic Scientists Develop Sheep with Goat BrainTue, Jun 3, 2008After years of experiments and tens of millions of dollars, scientists have finally created a sheep that thinks and acts like a goat.8.4/10 (6)Rate
'Warcraft' Sequel Lets Gamers Play a Character Playing 'Warcraft'Mon, Jun 9, 2008Video game players are celebrating as the hotly anticipated sequel to the popular online video game World of Warcraft hits the shelves.Rate