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Lousy attempt at Brit Porn
lor_20 December 2016
The dreaded Moire Candy porno team, likely including Max Candy but here crediting direction to flunky Tom Herold, visited Blighty to record this time capsule of random Brit Porn from 2007. It doesn't measure up to its peers of a decade ago (Killergram by DiSanto, Harmony Films, daring! Media or Phil & Cathy Barry's Pumpkin Media), just delivering filler for Spain's Private label. This year Wicked Pictures traveled to London with untalented Barrett Blade shooting, and came up with a similarly lousy effort titled "London Bangers". Everybody wants to cash in on a trend.

The six actresses here do not adequately represent the talent pool of the time, seemingly picked randomly. Cover girl Isabelle Ice is a winner, who had a lengthy and stimulating gonzo career and memorable performances, but not here. She and the other femmes are interviewed and then humped, but the sex is mechanical and the male cast a bunch of losers, including Clarke (misspelled Clark) Kent as a submissive manhandled by Daisy Rock.

Ms. Rock is among my least favorite Brit performers, and has gone on to make her own movies, gonzo crap in the bottom-of-the barrel school influenced by Lizzy Borden or from home likely Lolly Badcock. Badcock would have been a much better substitute in this Private feature. Some exotic talent is employed via Asian heritage Leah Jaye and Sahara Knite.

Like other Moire Candy videos, it rates zero for conduct.
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