Garfield and Friends (TV Series)
Magic Mutt/U.S. Acres: Short Story/Monday Misery (1988)
Lorenzo Music: Garfield
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Quotes
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[at the end of the intro]
Garfield : Hey, Heathcliff. Eat your heart out.
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Jon Arbuckle : Pick a card.
[Garfield grabs a card]
Jon Arbuckle : Your card is the three of clubs.
Garfield : No.
Jon Arbuckle : Uh, I mean the five of spades.
Garfield : No.
Jon Arbuckle : The jack of hearts?
Garfield : No.
Jon Arbuckle : The eight of clubs?
Garfield : No.
Jon Arbuckle : Six of spades?
Garfield : No.
Jon Arbuckle : Nine of diamonds?
Garfield : No.
Jon Arbuckle : Ten of diamonds?
Garfield : No.
Jon Arbuckle : Any diamonds?
Garfield : No.
Jon Arbuckle : It's a red card!
Garfield : No.
[time passes and it becomes dark]
Jon Arbuckle : Seven of clubs?
Garfield : No.
Jon Arbuckle : Three of clubs? No, I said three of clubs. Five of spades? No, I... Uh, I give up. What's the card?
Garfield : [puts down a book he was reading and reads card] "This deck is guaranteed by the manufacturer to be free from defects."
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Jon Arbuckle : I've been asked to do my magic act at the Children's Hospital Saturday.
Garfield : Don't those kids already have enough problems?