Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro (2006)

Conchata Ferrell: Berta

Quotes 

• Berta : How do you know Kandi?

  Mandi : She's my daughter.

  Berta : Your daughter? Sweet whistling Geronimo! You people are like a box of hamsters: just crawling all over each other!

  Alan Harper : Yes, well, we all get how this looks, Berta.

  Berta : Hey, I'm not knocking it. I'm just wondering when some of that gravy's going to spill over on my taters.