Alan is made to admit to Charlie, who keeps hitting it in, he has hit rock-bottom now his brainless girlfriend Kandi has moved in with his ex. It's all so confusing that Jake would prefer dad's ladies to be lesbians, then tells him Kandi's ma Mandi has joined Charlie's endless list of sexual conquests. Alan can't talk to Kandi, she just repeats Judith's phrases, clearly without understanding the words, but he sees her dad, Mandi's ex Andy, arrive on blind date with his own ex Judith. Frolicking finale at Judith's, in rooms, bed and hot-tub... Written by
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The title is based on the single woman's proverb: Always a bridesmaid, never a bride." See more
How do you know Kandi?
She's my daughter.
Your daughter? Sweet whistling Geronimo, you people are like a box of hamsters just crawling all over each other.
Yes, well, we all get how this looks, Berta.
Hey I'm not knocking it, I'm just wondering when some of that gravy's going to spill over on my tables.