Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro (2006)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
Quotes
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Berta : How do you know Kandi?
Mandi : She's my daughter.
Berta : Your daughter? Sweet whistling Geronimo! You people are like a box of hamsters: just crawling all over each other!
Alan Harper : Yes, well, we all get how this looks, Berta.
Berta : Hey, I'm not knocking it. I'm just wondering when some of that gravy's going to spill over on my taters.
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Alan Harper : [angrily, to God] I watch *one* donkey sex show and you make me pay for it the *rest of my life*!