That '70s Show (TV Series)
Over the Hills and Far Away (2002)
Wilmer Valderrama: Fez
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Quotes
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Kitty Forman : [Everybody is packed inside the car] Do you have to breathe so much? It's like a sauna in here!
Eric Forman : Alright, you heard the lady! No more breathing!
Kitty Forman : I didn't tell you not to breathe, I asked you not to breathe as much. There's a difference.
Fez : [to Red] For crazy people...
Reginald "Red" Forman : Hey, Ali Baba! Close sesame!
Steven Hyde : Red, you missed the exit.
Reginald "Red" Forman : Oh, damn! Eric, you're supposed to be watching the map! What are you doing?
Eric Forman : [Eric holds up the map, which he has folded into a crown] Making you a crown, because you're King of the Road!
Fez : I need to go to the bathroom.
Steven Hyde : Can you turn up the radio?
Michael Kelso : [Playing his video game] First down... Touchdown!
Kitty Forman : WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP!
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Melanie : That is a great beard. I've never made out with a guy with a beard before.
Steven Hyde : Well, today is your lucky day.
Melanie : You want to go up to my room?
Steven Hyde : Absolutely!
[Melanie takes Hyde's arm, but he doesn't move]
Steven Hyde : Actually, I can't.
Melanie : If you change your mind, me and a few of the other girls will be in the shower.
[she leaves]
Fez : [to Melanie] I can go! My name is Fez! Don't pretend you don't see me!
Steven Hyde : What did I just do, man? I turned down a sure thing because of Jackie!
Fez : And you don't know what she's doing at Marquette. Or who.
Steven Hyde : Shut up!
Fez : I bet if she was doing it, you would cry, because you love her.
Steven Hyde : If you don't shut up, you're gonna become the first person to touch his chin to his ass!
Fez : Have you been spying on me?
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Fez : Hyde, I meant to tell you...
[reciting the rhyme]
Fez : Hyde and Jackie sitting in a tree, making love like two monkeys.
Steven Hyde : Will you shut up, man! That's not even how it goes.
Fez : Is it making you mad?
Steven Hyde : Yeah.
Fez : Then, that's how it goes.
