South Park (TV Series)

Pre-School (2004)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Clyde, Doctor, Policeman, Prison Warden, Trent Boyett, Chris Stotch, Dr. Doctor, 6th Graders, 6th Grader #3, Man in Street #2, Man in Street #3, Man in Street #5

Quotes 

• Stan Marsh : You see, Mom, all the kids at school were told to bring a picture of their moms' breasts for anatomy class.

  Eric Cartman : [as Stan's mom]  I don't know, son, that sounds awfully strange. You cannot have a picture of my hot breasts.

  Stan Marsh : But Mom, my teacher will...

  Eric Cartman : No, no, no, no. You got to go...

  [in soft voice] 

  Eric Cartman : but mmoooom...

  Stan Marsh : But... Mo...

  Eric Cartman : But Mmoooom...!

  Stan Marsh : This is hopeless.

  Kyle Broflovski : Why don't you just sneak into your mom's closet and get a picture when she's changing clothes?

  Stan Marsh : That's sick, dude, I'm not taking a picture of my mom's boobs.

  Kenny McCormick : [muffled]  I'll do it!

  Stan Marsh : No, you're not doing it either.

• Eric Cartman : Trent Boyett is a liar, sir.

• Trent Boyett : [holding a knife]  Can Kyle come out and play?

  Sheila Broflovski : Oh, Kyle isn't home right now, hon.

  Trent Boyett : Thank you, ma'am.

• Dr. Doctor : He received a massive snuggie, his underwear pulled up so high, it nearly killed him.

• Trent Boyett : I got some business to take care of.