Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Little Jerry (1997)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
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Quotes
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Cosmo Kramer : I bought a chicken.
George Costanza : Allow me. Why?
Cosmo Kramer : Cage-free, farm fresh eggs.
Jerry : Allow me. What are you, an idiot?
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Jerry : So he just shaves his head for no reason?
George Costanza : That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it!
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George Costanza : Celia's up for parole.
Cosmo Kramer : Hey, Little Jerry won his cockfight.
George Costanza : What?
Cosmo Kramer : Who?
[they exchange confused looks, then turn to Jerry]
Jerry : I'm too tired.
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George Costanza : These are not scraps. These are historic remains of a once great society of hair.
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Jerry : George is dating a prisoner.
Cosmo Kramer : Oh, what's she in for?
George Costanza : Embezzlement.
Cosmo Kramer : Sounds like a nice girl.
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Jerry : Well, we barely knew the guy.
Elaine Benes : So, the longer you know someone, the shorter you wait for 'em.
Jerry : That's the way it works.
Elaine Benes : When did you tell George to be here?
Jerry : I told him to meet us here in ten minutes. How long has it been?
Elaine Benes : About five.
Jerry : That's enough.
[They leave. George comes around the corner]
George Costanza : [looks at his watch] Early! Alright!
[shivers]
George Costanza : Cold.
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[last lines]
Cosmo Kramer : [spoken in slow motion while Kramer tries to save Little Jerry from the cockfight] Little Jerry!
Jerry : Kraaaaamer!
Elaine Benes : Stop the fiiiight!
George Costanza : Tamale!