- Jerry bounces a check. Kramer buys a live chicken. George dates a female convict. Elaine dates a man who shaves his head.
- Kramer gets a pet rooster that he names after Jerry. Jerry bounces a check at the local liquor store but has difficulty paying it off. So much in fact, that his parents think that Jerry is strapped for cash. Marcelino, the owner of the liquor store, tells Jerry that there is money to be made in underground cockfighting rings. When Little Jerry wins his first fight, Marcelino wants to buy the bird, but Jerry and Kramer refuse to sell. Meanwhile, as part of his duties with the Foundation, George goes to a women's prison where they have just donated a generous sum of money. George dates one of the inmates and gets really turned on by the concept of "conjugal visit sex." When the prisoner escapes, George discovers something even better than conjugal visit sex - fugitive sex. Elaine dates a man who shaves his head, but when she convinces him to grow his hair in, he discovers that he's going bald and looks exactly like George.—halo1k
- Fed up with the quality of the eggs at Monk's restaurant, Kramer decides to buy his own chicken. Only problem is he he's bought himself a rooster which he calls Little Jerry. When one of Jerry's checks bounces, the local bodega owner puts it on public display. In order to get it taken down, the owner wants Kramer's rooster. George visits a women's prison after his foundation gives them a grant. There he meets an attractive prisoner and thinks he's found the perfect relationship. Elaine's new boyfriend has been shaving his head for several years but according to his driver's license, has a beautiful head of hair. She gets him to grow it back but the results aren't what she'd hoped for.—garykmcd
- At Monk's, Kramer tells Jerry that the owner of a nearby bodega, Marcelino (Miguel Sandoval), posted one of Jerry's bounced checks on his cash-register, along with the other bad ones. The check has a picture of a clown holding balloons.
At this moment, George walks into the restaurant, in a very happy mood. He explains that The Susan Ross Foundation made a large donation to a women's prison, and he gets to go there to "check it out." Elaine then makes an entrance, introducing her new boyfriend Kurt (John Michael Higgins), who shaves his head.
Jerry goes to the bodega where his check is and pays Marcelino what he owes. Marcelino, however, refuses to take the check down under "store policy." Helen finds out that Jerry's check bounced and decides to send him $50 to help him tide over his money problems.
George goes to the women's prison, and meets the warden: Betsy (Kathryn Joosten), but is disappointed as to how tame and peaceful the building is. George was hoping to see a few girl fights during his tour of the prison. George then proceeds to ask "out" the prison's librarian, Celia (Andrea Bendewald), finding many pros with dating a woman who's in jail. George knows where Celia is all the time. There is no competition. No pop-in, no in the neighborhood, no I saw your lights on and conjugal visits. Celia is in for embezzlement.
Kramer announces that he bought what he thinks is a hen (whom he named "Little Jerry Seinfeld") for its eggs (he has decided to have breakfast made of fresh farm eggs only), but later finds out that it is a rooster. The rooster keeps Jerry awake at night. Meanwhile, Elaine is thoroughly disappointed in Kurt's bald head after seeing the hair he could have if he didn't keep shaving it off. She persuades him to regrow his hair but is even more shocked to discover that he's going bald. After a pep talk from George, Kurt soon proposes to Elaine in order to have as much time with her as possible before he goes completely bald.
Marcelino convinces Kramer to put Little Jerry in a cock fight, which he winds up winning.
Marcelino then makes a deal with Jerry: he'll take his check down only if he can have Little Jerry. Kramer strongly opposes this transaction, though. When George finds out that Celia is up for parole, he desperately tries to put a stop to it, judging that he interacts with her better when she's in prison. George argues to Jerry that Celia has been locked up for 2 years and will want to make up for lost time. Dinner, movies, and talking. He succeeds in preventing her from getting the parole, but that doesn't stop her from unexpectedly breaking out. Celia is soon tracked down and arrested, and Kurt is also arrested after being mistaken for George because of his baldness and under charges of aiding and abetting a known fugitive.
Marcelino asks Jerry to make little Jerry take a dive in the 3rd round of the next night. But Jerry refuses, and instead starts training little Jerry. Back at the cock fight, Little Jerry is faced with a huge and skilled opponent who was flown in from Ecuador and has a 68-0 record. Kramer dives after Little Jerry, trying to protect him, but winds up getting violently pecked (off-screen) by the opposing bird.
The final scene shows Elaine visiting Kurt in jail. He tells her he is given 10-14 months. Elaine realizes that by that time, he'll be as bald as George, so she gives back the wedding ring, thus breaking up with him.
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